still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

literally my favorite type of tweet

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

i have a "willy wonka experience" every day of my life

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

i am committed to TWO THINGS

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i’m in love with you

who wants to go with me to the evil dead cabin dunkin

happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

litmus test for tumblr olds

Dni if this thing didn’t ruin 8th grade math class for you

warrior cats is irredeemable media because those fuzzy cunts are decimating the local songbird population

there should be a warrior cats book where they all get rounded up by a spay and release program and this causes a crisis about the future of the clan so they start praying to starclan to make their dicks work again and et cetera. yes i am aware that this would be awful

warrior cats are already aware of neutering and they call the local vet that does it “the cutter”

ive been informed that the initiating event for this franchise’s first series of books is the main character not wanting to lose his nuts

collect my nuts