Just learned about the fragrances and perfumes community. Very normal-guy-esque community, just normal dudes wanting to be sexy with their scents. Yet hubris curses each and every one of them. They want to be sexy so bad, they see fragrances as nectar from the Gods, their temptation to drink the perfumes are very high. I have seen dozens of comments about drinking perfume.
Handful? You didn't stop at just one? You thirsty fuck?
Steve Harvey: Name something a man and a woman might do on their wedding night in their bedroom naked.
Contestant: have sex.
Steve Harvey:
starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?
So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?
ENSURING THAT EVERY CHILD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD CAN ENJOY A PLEASING HALLOWEEN PIEROGI CANNOT SAVE YOU
Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?
OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop
wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on
are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?
idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily
alright cool. let me know how that strategy works out for you
tampons and pads should be provided free in all public restrooms
Boog Open Season
it's a quote from the movie he says this
do you ever shut up? i dont think i've gone a day on this site without seeing some relic of your splattering of thoughts.
if tumblr were a bathtub it would be 99% filled with my piss
And buddy I never go thirsty around here
I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
-Mary Toft, 1726
Hold on I need to look something up
yeah. sorry
Reblog to make it die faster
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
