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burn out

Internet hugs for anyone else out there dealing with burn out or other mental and/or physical issues that make it hard to interact right now

ngl I thought the puzzle piece as an autistic symbol meant like. I am a vital puzzle piece to your society. humans would never have invented half the things they did without us. you're telling me it means I'm missing something?? buddy. listen. listen to me reeeeaal closely. no human has all the pieces to humanity. no one. no one has all the features enables no one has all the strengths weaknesses or quirks. no one has a whole puzzle. we make the freaking complete picture together. that's the freaking point.

Neurotypicals are encouraged to reblog this btw but if you think I'm broken for being autistic I'll break your bones

Bringing this back celebrate autism and the vital diversity of humanity with me by burning Autism Speaks to the ground

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

i have once again created a tinder account in order to people watch and mildly troll people

Thoughts?

You should have not so subtle hints that suggest you previously murdered your exes.

- a series of photos that makes it seem like you're disposing a body

- put extra emphasis that you're looking for a new "living" lab rat

- under hobbies or job description put "self-made widow"

- under dislikes mention a part of your house that you REALLY dislike when people go there

- under interests list various horror movies or books and in the same sentence say "I love a good romance story"

- excessive use of :)'s

Oh that's GOOD

hes asking too many questions....

folks i may have girlbossed too close to the sun i was doing my hee hoo pecking you with my beak bits and terrible jokes

one of these dudes has hit me up with an invite to an upcoming reptile expo

dammit

that sounds like too much fun i can't not go

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

When I was in Ireland, we were in a town where these old dudes I could barely understand kept buying me drinks. After about two or three drinks, one of them looks all bummed and is like "it's a shame you'll miss the naked bike race" and my Fellow Americans at the table were like "what the fuck do you mean" and Drunk Old Irish Man explained that in just a couple days, there will be a bike race where everyone is butt as naked. He said he does it every year.

[Image ID: The poem “One Source of Bad Information”, by Robert Bly.  There’s a boy in you about three years old who hasn’t learned a thing for thirty Thousand Years. Sometime it’s a girl.  The child had to make up its mind How to save you from death. He said things like:  “Stay home. Avoid elevators. Eat only elk.”  You live with this child, but you don’t know it.  You’re in the office, yes, but live with this boy  At night. He’s uninformed, but he does want To save your life. And he has. Because of this boy  You survived a lot. He’s got six big ideas.  Five don’t work. Right now he’s repeating them to you. 

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1963 Refrigerator 🤔

Look what they took from us 😭

I am drooling

This gets me more excited than anything smart refrigerators can offer. I want to learn refrigerator repair just so I can buy one and maintain it for all eternity.

I literally gasped

yes hello i would like to emphasize this

disgust is not a moral issue

Friday afternoon mood

my favorite customer service slip ups

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy