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friendly neighborhood spider-man

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embrassemoi
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šŸ¤ Once again, congrats on the milestone. Anyway, you should do the arachnophobia fic idea! It's so adorable!

The Itsy Bitsy Spider
Funnily enough, Peterā€™s girlfriend has a crippling fear of spiders.

CONTENT: fluff, fem!reader, everyone is 18+

NOTES: Iā€™m afraid of the darkā€¦ maybe you could come sleep with me ;)

By every definition of the word, Peter never considered himself a morning person. If anything, he despised mornings, but he could always appreciate the beauty in them.

When the sky took its time waking up along with the rest of the city, Peter became aware of several things almost at once: how the sun rose, painting the sky with hues of lilacs and pinks, golden threads of morning light pouring through the windows of his shared flat that warmed his skin. It brought another day of hopes and aspirations, soon to be fulfilled goals and another day spent with loved ones.

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I cannot believe Jack Duquesne was framed for a murder, posted bail, showed up with a sword at the Christmas party organized by his ex-fiancƩe who framed him, was attacked my the tracksuit mafia, thought to himself "This is my time to shine!", and then proceeded to murder multiple members of the mob with said sword.

Unhinged behaviour, I'm so sorry I doubted you king šŸ‘‘.

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i love that half of the current trending tags are marvel, specifically: gays for andrew garfield, gays for yelena belova, gays for eddie brock, gays for wanda maximoff, just all of the marvel gays

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manā€¦ I havenā€™t been on this blog in a hot sec but the new spider-man movie just sparked smthn in me again whew šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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lovebugism

andrewā€™s peter constantly fumbling over his words and talking down on himself and saying goodbye to tobyā€™s peter with a peace sign like omg heā€™s so bi heā€™s just like me fr

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MCU Phase 4 where it's the same but all the titles are written like bad YouTube titles:

Black Widow: THE GUY I KILLED ISN'T DEAD!?!? - Russian Sisters Vlog
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings: I Think My Dad's trying to KILL Me!!! - Opening the Dragon Scale Door Challenge
Eternals: Protecting Humanity from God GONE WRONG!!! (GONE SEXUAL)
Spider-Man No Way Home: LOL multiverse go brrrr - Spider-Man (guest starring Spider-Man and Spider-Man)
WandaVision: My Husband is ALIVE??!!? - (WandaVision Episode Reaction/Spoiler Review/Theories)
Falcon and the Winter Soldier: I'm sorry for giving up the shield...
Loki: I TOLD MY CRUSH THAT I REALLY LIKED HER (spoilers: my crush is me!)
What If...?: Multiverse Beings REACT to the MCU | Experts React
Hawkeye: FIRST TIME BEING AN AVENGER * reaction and commentary * (Guest starring Hawkeye!!!) *ThatBish-op Vlogs*
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thinking about how peter parker, a 17 year old kid with trauma and anxiety, has to grieve the death of his aunt (who was basically his only family member left) all alone because everyone heā€™s ever loved is either dead or has forgotten him. he couldnā€™t even graduate high school with his best friends, his girlfriend doesnā€™t know he exists, he has no friends, family or mentors left, he had to find an apartment and pass the ged all alone and heā€™s only a child. this is the reason why i will never know peace

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no i am never going to get over this

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xodinsons

villain that is holding spider-man hostage: ā€œaw look youā€™re all alone, nobody is going to come for youā€

tony stark:

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Not at how this fucking day will go down in history. The generation we are today, absolute power.

The great Area 51 raid.

Thank you Karens, Kyles, Furries, The gays, kpop fans, Weebs, Crackheads and Florida Man, for your services.

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