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The way I gripped the arms of my chair like I was on a god damn rollercoaster upon learning that Dami is at the MET Gala 🫠

I’m gonna give y’all a tiny peek on what’s going on behind the scenes here @ FilthforFriends

These anons were sent by the same person from different burner accounts. Using my sense of justice to entrap me is an unexpected level of sophistication. Usually it’s just juvenile rage & hatred aimed at wounding me deeply.

This person has been fixated on me for 2 years. We’ve never even had a conversation. They’ve sent well over a hundred poisonous & often cruel anons from god knows how many burners. I can’t effectively block them. I can’t even keep up with differentiating & deleting their asks.

This person goes through periods of obsessively tracking my blog activity, using every new post as an opportunity to be mean. In this instance, they even noticed that I’d changed my bio as bait. Previously, this user closely tracked my interactions in order to identify & harass my friends for supporting me. Meanwhile, they were also slandering my name to any potential new friends in an organized effort to make me so lonely & isolated I’d leave Tumblr.

I could keep going. Here’s a snippet from a draft about enduring this:

If mustachiano rolls up in a well fitted suit (white shirt, no blazer, borderline vulgar trousers) and expensive, black boots know that you WILL be seeing me on the news

Tommy's Little Meatball!

The Hybrid (Part 4)

Damiano x Thomas Omegaverse

Word Count: 6.9k

CW: mentions of abuse and also god might smite you for reading

"Sometimes while I ride the subway I try to look at each person and imagine what they look like to someone who is totally in love with them. I think everyone has had someone look at them that way, whether it was a lover, or a parent, or a friend, whether they know it or not. It’s a wonderful thing, to look at someone to whom I would never be attracted and think about what looking at them feels like to someone who is devouring every part of their image, who has invisible strings that are connected to this person tied to every part of their body…I wish I thought about people like this more often. I think it’s the opposite of what our culture teaches us to do. We prefer to pick people apart to find their flaws."

- For Lovers and Fighters

An essay by Dean Spade

also is twee or indie sleaze-iano making a come back?? Will there be absurd feather hearings and a bob cut???

SIRI GOOGLE XXL STEEL REINFORCED DOG CRATES

SIRI GOOGLE MUZZLES APPROVED FOR 1000+ psi BITE FORCE

SIRI GOOGLE CARDIAC ARREST SYMPTOMS IN A YOUNG ADULT FEMALE

SIRI GOOGLE LAST KNOW FATAL CASE OF RABIES IN HUNANS

SIRI GOOGLE “ELEPHANT TRANQUILIZERS”ON AMAZON

SIRI GOOGLE “MEDICAL GRADE RESTRAINTS” ON AMASON

Psych meds I was on in 2023 as Månemotions™️

Adderall

Venlafaxine

Kalonopin

Luvox

Prazosin

Lamictal

Seroquel

Hydroxyzine

Wellbutrin

Lithium

Fine, fine

Victoria being a full 2 cup sizes larger than usual during her Riga DJ gig is some weird anomaly, moving on

But why does it matter if a famous person gets cosmetic surgery or procedures?

Celebrities are the spokespeople for beauty standards & no one becomes a symbol of aesthetic desirability by accident. It takes time, money, & intention to curate that, which is important to note. It is irresponsible for a celebrity to claim that a synthetic part of their appearance is natural because it creates unrealistic beauty standards that literally can’t actually be obtained.

Normal person thinks natural = attainable. So they just have to work harder. When they inevitably fail, they fault themselves. Or maybe they look in the mirror & simply feel loathing. Enter expensive, cult-like diet & exercise programs sold by people who’ve also been surgically altered. “You can be just like me!” is their selling point. Meanwhile the beauty industry offers a vicious cycle of buying & disappointment. So many products with so many promises, but none of them conceal & correct as advertised. A normal person thinks they’re broken instead of realizing that their point of comparison isn’t real.

Nobody looks like that. Not you, not them, not anyone! That level of aesthetic beauty simply does not occur in nature.

Eden’s real time reaction to that Maserati commercial

0:00 Fuck yeah, hair!!!

0:02 Damn James Bond okay👅

0:04 WTF was that face? Dami has elevated translating well on camera to an art form. Bizarre…

0:07 Eurovision pearl earring! Kudos to the stylist I love that reference.

0:15 They should have had Dami do the narration.

0:17 THAT IS HIM. Why did he say “Italians” with a Boston accent😂

0:20 Nooo onomatopoeias are so cringe

0:23

0:34 Damiano is very much character written by a woman and this script is very much male gaze. It clashes so hard that & I can hear him cringing.

0:47 Giggling because it looks like Damiano is just trying to find his (god damn) cigarettes after being woken up at the ass crack of dawn awe

0:49 Are those auto tuned horse whinnies??

0:51 UGH he’s so fine 💕

0:55 Not the Gen Z buzzwords again🙇🏻‍♀️

1:16 Finally believable, confident, sexy. He should have been doing this the whole time!

1:18 “Passion” with the accent🥴 Yep, that hits.

1:22 I think he’s able to finally put the persona on because speaking to camera is familiar enough. He exudes confidence & ease which is why they hired him so what’s with this heavy handed, god awful script?

1:27 No. Maserati, you have not done nearly enough for that.