POV: You are a fossil or perhaps a pretty woman.

ｖｏｙａｇｅｒ (2020)

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Western paperbacks and magazines cover art by John Duillo (1960s, 1970s)

The cannon Chaldeans are dumb. You got a foreign God hellbent on taking over the earth via bleaching of humanity, and upon the fact you learn they use trees to pin their Lostbelts to reality you don't send in the expert? Get outta here. This is how the first five lostbelts should have ended, don't @ me.

I will however @theneonflower because they drew this, and they're awesome for it.

The Flying Fish and John Gilpin Meet off Cape Horn Dec. 1852, by Anthony D. Blake (1951-)

idk how 2 make memes but have this

The brotherhood of steel respecting pronouns was not on my fallout bingo card

Frank Frazetta, Boris Vallejo, and John Berkey all created art for the 1977 film Orca. Via @GregRozeboom

All the night scenes in the Fallout show are so dark. They should have lit it like the games and had all of the characters talking to the vault dweller girl have a bright green pip-boy light shining directly in their face

Tu-160 Blackjack bomber gijinka by 73RO,

Rittenhouse won the Suburban Chud Powerball jackpot: he got to insert himself into a situation he had no business being in with a rifle, forced a confrontation, "defended himself" with said rifle, and as luck would have it, the two people he killed had records that justify any violence done to them as far as like-minded people are concerned. (They also bent over backwards to make the man he wounded into some equally subhuman villain, with mixed success). He got acquitted while the friend who straw purchased his gun for him got to pay a $2000 fine in a plea deal for "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." He got to go to CPAC with his own theme music. He got to meet with Tucker Carlson and Trump, and do the TPUSA and far right loser podcast circuit.

He basically got the best possible fantasy scenario every dipshit has in their heads when they come in from out of town to start shit with protesters. It was the sort of explosive dumbass success that apparently convinced him he's someone the president should have to talk to.

But what did he win, besides his fifteen minutes of fame? Not much. Right-wingers don't like paying for stuff as a rule, so he didn't really make a lot of money. Nobody really cares about him beyond using his face to trigger the libs, so they won't buy his book or compensate him for putting his face on their merch. It's over. He's gonna be some faceless nobody working a faceless nobody job in Texas who peaked at 17 in the worst possible way, wondering why nobody gives a shit for the rest of his life.