Hella burnt out so I just drew some shitposts of crap gorps

Little doodle for Dogs In Love 2 - Ep 1

E❌️IT!!!!!

Comic based on Dogs in Love 2 by JelloApocalypse. Their Jolteon is a precious little cinnamon roll… who’s biological mother may or may not be Satan.

My favorite bit from the Dogs in Love 2 streams. @jelloapocalypse

i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

dimwit and bozo

dragonball

“im not a gamer” ok but try this

My favorite smoking blend! I grind up weed with dramiana, lavender, jasmine and rose. 🌿

if someone brings this to the sesh theyre banned from smoking with me 

What is dis

she smoking potpourri.

how do you manage to gentrify weed

You after smokin this

What color are you? Take our fun personality quiz to find out!

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New challenge: beat the corporate Uquiz final boss. I got blue btw 💅

Absolutely fascinated by the utilization of uquiz as an art medium, this is really cool

Deoxysy's world

Hello. My name is ZakDeoxys. I will tell you about my … Horrid … experience. I always read about people finding haunted games or some weird glitch happening in there game that mentally or physically scaring someone for life. I had read Creepypastas, but now I was living one.

I was at a garage sale. I met a 18 year old named Jhon. He was selling books,movies, and games. I went over to the games pile and looked at some of them. I didn’t see anything interesting at all. Not until I saw a little bit of green. i always liked the color green. it was a Pokemon Emerald game. It only costs 2$ so I bought it. i went up to the guy and asked to buy it and the guy said “ Are you sure you want … that game??? ” I told the guy I’m sure. He sold me that game and he whispered “Evil game. Good riddance “! I shrugged it off and bought it anyways

When I got home, I grabbed my Gameboy and shoved the cartridge in. The intro was normal but Prof. Birch’s lecture was very weird. It said “Welcome to the world of DeOxYs.” Just like that. “DEoXyS rUlEs ThIs WoRlD. tHiS iS dEoXyS’s WoRlD “.What? Deoxys’s World what does that mean? After the intro,i played through the game and chose a treeko. Eventually I was facing the character’s father,(Norman) When his dialog looked a little weird.

He said “… DeOxYs WiLl GeT yOu. kEeP yOuR gUaRd Up.” Then behind him, was a big black deoxys. His tentacles were as sharp as razorblades. He slashed right through his chest and ripped him in half. I thought that was just a little too extreme for a kid’s game. It said “ WhY dOn’T yOu ReMeMbEr Me??? I wAs YoUr BeSt FrIeNd!!! ItS mE. SpEeDnA, FrOm eMeRaLd. IwAs YoUr TeAm PlAyEr!!!” I was in tears.

I remembered now. I traded in my old Ruby version to get Black 2. I never thought about what I they thought. They weren’t even real. “We ArE rEaL” Said the Deoxys. “I wIlL sHoW yOu HioW rEaL wE aRe!!!! Was the game talking to me? A battle started. SpEeDnA wants to fight!

“why DiD yOu Do ThIs To Me ??? WhY dId YoU aBaNdAn Me??? WhY dId YoU tRaDe Me In??? I tHoUgHt We WeRe FrIeNdS!!! YoU sAiD yOu LoVeD mE!!! BuT tHeN YoU DiSoWnEd Me!!! NoW yOu WiLl PaY tHe UlTiMaTe PrIcE!!! NoW fIgHt FiGhT fOr YoUr PaThEtIc LiFe!!!” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. The game was actually talking to me.

I threw out my Blaziken. I used blaze kick but it bearly scratched it. “ThAt DiDnT hUrT mE” He used curse and the game said “ blaziken has died” I only had one pokemon left. It was called SpEeDnA. It knew kill self, kill self, kill self, and kill self . I used kill self (the third option) and it said “SpEeDnA killed self”

After that, it showed me. It showed the deoxys stab me in the eye. Then in the arms. Than in the legs. Then in me @!#$. Than it showed it do one last thing. It said “SpEeDnA used psycho boost” It started ripping out my intestines, tore off all my skin, and pulled out my heart. I puked right on the floor. It then made a pink orb, raised it in the air, and shoved it into my lifeless body. It blacked out and I heard a SPLAT!!! sound.

I stayed in my room for a whole week and didn’t say a word. The next week on T.V. I saw a picture of the man and It said that he committed suiside. He jumped off the empire state building.I have never spoken about this experience until now. And that is why I hate deoxys.

~ ZakDeoxys

  Copyright owned by ZakDeoxys All rights reserved.Email @ Zachary.kauffman99@gmail.com for use of this story.

shoutout to that one time i wrote a horrible creepypasta 9 years ago

The Bad Guys - Opening Diner Scene

This is the longest one-shot in DreamWorks Animation history, lasting two minutes, 25 seconds and seven frames.

leoreturns:

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

Rats

SONGS USED

“MAD RAT ALIVE” from Mad Rat Dead OST “Crawling” by Linkin Park The Christmas in July HH Gregg Commercial “Rats Birthday Mixtape” by Jerma985 “London Bridge” by Fergie “Pick Two to Defend You the Rest Are Coming to Kill You: The Song” by Mystery School “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” by The Smashing Pumpkins “Defunctland: The Failure of Disney’s Check E. Cheese Ripoff, Club Disney one bad gloop That One Tiktok with the dude goin “OH SHIT!!! A RAT!!!!!”

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Mad Rat Monday

This has its own album now. Happy Mad Rat Monday, gamers

write 'maybe' in the tags and put the first tag that comes with it

leoreturns:

omg

This has been in my queue for months.