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assiraphales

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

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Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:

“I've had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I'm still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, 'Will you help me?' I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can't always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.

And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.

When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I'm glad of that, happy l've done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web...

but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.

I know it won't happen, but it would be nice.

- Matthew Langford Perry

(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

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the white hand of Saruman except stamped on both my ass cheeks

Too good to be left in the tags

im not sorry

Ok I did not see that addition. This is too good 😂

Oh, so this is the Saruman ass cheek post.

i hate you all for reviving this curse

I’m glad to see that some of you hate this curse I created as much as I do…

On the other hand. I am ashamed of the rest of you.

“Things are now in motion that cannot be undone”

If I see this post ONE MORE TIME I swear to the Gods I’ll wash my eyes with bleach.

as the op of this wretched post, I get terrible terrible asks relating to it.

and, at this time, I have one question for you: what the actual fuck?!

and, at this time, I

have one question for you: what

the actual fuck?!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

When the bot’s had enough.

the discourse that has been caused

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did yall ever see that video of viggo mortensen in like a compilation interview and he was rubbing the interviewers feet or was i late to that knowledge?

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You know what. The Hobbit movie are actually really good. Everyone’s expectations were just too high after The Lord of the Ring and expected The Hobbit to be the exact same. But it’s not. The Hobbit book was meant for children and doesn’t have the same themes of LOTR. So I like how they went with a different aesthetic/feel for the movies. While yes they did over do it with the use of CGI and yes they did go off on plot lines that weren’t that great, it’s still good and the people who worked on it tried very hard to please everyone but in the end they couldn’t. People shit on prequels and sequels because no matter what they won’t hold up to your expectations of the originals. In this essay I will-

there were two different vibes for sure but both trilogies were so good

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"And then her heart changed, or at least she understood it; and the winter passed, and the sun shone upon her."

A painting of Eowyn! I, may, have been a little in love with her as a kid. A lady with a sword? Sign me the hell up.

Please please please zoom in to see all the details I spent the past week doing. The chainmail took 3 days of that

Edit: This is now available on redbubble here!

eowyn fighting isn’t talked abt enough omg

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Wanderer in a Shadowed Land (Thranduil x [Female] Reader, Thorin x [Female] Reader)

Title: Wanderer in a Shadowed Land Fandom: The Hobbit Genre: Angst. Rating: R Summary: Imagine catching Thranduil’s eye when the Company is captured. He offers to release everyone if you’ll spend one night with him, infuriating Thorin who has fallen for you. (This imagine from @imaginexhobbit .) It’s a fairly old imagine, but I just saw it a few months ago and it’s taken me this long to build up the courage to post it for public consumption. Warnings/Notes: This story has “sex” that is dubcon at best and flat-out rape at worst. The prompt itself kind of calls for it, and I personally find it almost therapeutic to write. If that’s not your thing, please avoid this story. I’m also partway into writing a sequel/second chapter to this that I may or may not end up posting, if there seems to be interest.

It was dark. The dimly-flickering torches did very little to touch the all-consuming darkness that surrounded you. Perhaps that was the whole point of building a prison underground. You tried to ignore the cold stone bench beneath you and the cold stone wall behind your back. Another benefit of the prison’s location, you thought to yourself. Somewhere in the distance beneath the sounds of your companions’ snoring, you could hear the quiet trickling of water. Some underground stream, perhaps? You had hoped that the sound would fade quickly into the background, but you still heard it most of the time.

It had been at least two days that you’d been in here, maybe more. And it would probably be many many more before you were released. The guards had dragged Thorin away after you’d first been captured, only to bring him back practically frothing with rage, not long after. He’d spoken of some proffered deal, which had raised your hopes, but then proudly spat that he had turned it down. Naturally. He’d said something about there still being hope—Bilbo.

A deep and hopeless hush had fallen over your fellow prisoners when a set of elven guards escorted a very familiar halfling into a cell of his own. So much for Thorin’s last hope. What would he say if he knew there was still one last way out?

i need the sequel :’))))))

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ankle-beez

Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a POC you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

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