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@superficialpeasant

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AO3 Meme

I was tagged by @ladymatt, but free for anyone to do. Tag anyone you'd like.

Rules: Give us the links to your wonderful words with the most hits, most kudos, most comments, most bookmarks, most words, and least words.

This is going to be a bit sad, because according to my AO3 stats I'm a bit of a one hit wonder (LOL), so here we are:

Best Laid Plans (Completed 2019)

When a High Warlock looking to end his celibacy streak meets a Shadowhunter after no-baggage thrills, the two make a deal: anytime, anywhere, no strings attached.

You may have heard of it. It's the one where Alec and Magnus begin a casual sexual relationship, and end up as smooshy, world-saving superheroes in love (or the fic where I attempted to write pure malec porn and ended up spitefully rewriting the entire first season of Shadowhunters instead. Best laid plans, indeed).

Most Hits: 130,908 hits Most Kudos: 4,914 kudos Most Comments: 1,811 comments, 949 comment threads Most Bookmarks: 2,255 bookmarks Most Words: 131,321 words

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Least Words: Dreams Are Free (When You're A Hero) | 3,678 words

In which Alec and Magnus fantasize an outrageous wedding at the Clave’s expense, and get a better deal anyway.

This is a little known sort-of 3x22 coda I wrote after seeing the 3x22 sneak peek where Magnus and Alec start planning their wedding, because I'm Team Fuck-The-Clave - and in my head, Malec are, too.

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Heartstopper Mini-Comic: A Very Special Day

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Hey all! Been working on a little something to ease myself back into drawing Heartstopper pages. I’m so proud of this mini-comic! I hadn’t drawn proper comic pages for over six months and I’d been really worried that my drawing skills would have worsened in that time. But I think this is the happiest I’ve ever been with a mini-comic. Thanks for your support this year and I really hope you enjoy this little story.

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death-warden

I imagined how 2022 would end for me in many ways but losing my marbles over millitary men wasnt one of them

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saintbass

I don’t want to deal with your jokes tonight. I’m being serious. yalı çapkını

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Eddie: The Ocean is a soup.

Buck:

Buck: I would love to hear you elaborate.

Eddie: What ingredients are needed for something to be a soup?

Buck: Uh, I don't know... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Eddie: *Tilts head, smiling a little*

Buck: The Ocean is a Soup.

Eddie: The Ocean is a Soup.

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People need to get over this phase of abandoning fandoms so fast. There are 70 year old women still into Spirk and you people can’t hold onto a man for a month. Shape up and stop abandoning your gently used blorbos in wet cardboard boxes on the side of the highway after a week

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