i’m yours ❤️

Greengrocers are kinda suspicious like... why are you green 🤨

Wheres my Irish cat girls. Where is áine my beloved catgirl whose name is pronounced aw-NYA (kitty hand motions). You have to do the hand motions or it doesn't count.

'Ooh I love Irish girls they're ginger and speak their mystical language and have freckles', shut the fuck up we all look like this

idk i guess im a little “wierd” :P *covered in blood*

having someone watch u play video games is an underrated form of companionship

@monstergirlthighs

hey, humour me for a moment. where are you from and what do you call these

Gotta make room for new mistakes in 2021!

I need her to pop up like clippy whenever i recall something dumb i did

@monstergirlthighs u need 2 hear dis

i’m gonna be honest. i DONT like how you walk. i DONT like how you talk. i DONT like how your face disintegrates into chalk. you have an AWFUL wife. you have a MEANINGLESS job. she criticizes you for having NO CONFIDENCE

catgirl knight

cause who else would you send to hunt an oversized lizard

[image description: two illustrations of an anthropomorphized cat knight. the first illustration is full color, the other is black and white line art. the catgirl knight has white fur with a pale orange spot over one eye. she has cat ears poking out of her shoulder length brown hair. she wears metal plate armor under a red tunic with a heraldic lion on the front. she also has a bell around her neck. he holds a sword and a helmet, fitted with guards for her ears. she looks proudly at the viewer.]

watching a movie and it’s like. oh this has chronic made by a man syndrome

I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

@monstergirlthighs

prince phillips organs shutting down like cascading dominos while the doctors frantically stuff him full of replacements harvested from kidnapped street orphans

Little Bartholomew your sacrifice for the crown was not in vain

[ID: an MS-Paint drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog from Tails Gets Trolled. He looks angry as he walks quickly to the left, saying, “I’m so mad. I’m gonna listen to music and imagine AMVs with my OCs so I won’t be so mad.” End ID]

@monstergirlthighs

bro cringe is over.... you can ^_^ around me bro, br- bro you can do a little XD if you want...it’s okay, it’s over bro

You can O_o to your hearts content, I don’t mind man

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