teams may come and go, but popped collars are forever

The life of Julian Bashir, a brief summary.

Look, look, okay, LOOK *LOUD SIGH*

We at #F1BEARDWATCH do not usually expect to do that much work for the opening race weekend; it’s a general trend that most drivers are sensible and clean-shaven and generally aerodynamically efficient for Class Picture Day. This year we have to contend with Daniel’s unintentionally spiv-like moustache complete with strange whoops-I-slipped-while-shaving gap, perhaps occurring when he smiled a bit too much and snapped the fragile thing in half.

Apologies in advance for the surprise we are about to spring on you, but though it’s quite difficult to see - you may have to adjust your screen brightness, squint a bit and hold your BEARDWATCHing device at a certain angle - Daniil Kvyat does, in fact, have sideburns. No? Perhaps try looking slightly to the right of it. Can you see it yet? No?

Lewis Hamilton remains consistent yet awful but at this point, based on non-beard evidence, we’re pretty sure that that’s the overall look he’s going for. You do you, Blessed One.

Haas F1’s team principal Guenther Steiner makes his debut on #F1BEARDWATCH by borrowing Max Biaggi’s infamous upside-down mushroom slice chinguard. There are infinitely better ways of getting our attention, Mr. Steiner.

#F1BEARDWATCH believes the paddock needs a stern reminder that the END of the season is when they’re all supposed to aesthetically give up. The END. We need a drink.

Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.

(All photos: @SirPatStew)

Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Chief Miles Edward O’Brien

“Report to Sickbay, Mister Riley.” Commander Spock

“Cut him off.” Captain James T. Kirk

here’s the song

ONE MORE TIME!

Tom Hiddleston in The Night Manager ©

the actual face i just made

I always prefered Edith tbh

Australian GP🇦🇺|| 5 days

#richonne #repost @awkwardlyamie