when men teach you how to do something as they stand behind you, it means they want to fuck.

miya osamu wants to make you his.

it’s oh so notable as he stands behind you in onigiri miya — his arms wrapped around you to show you how to mold the rice, his words rough around the edges in your ear.

“yeah, like that — good girl.”

maybe you want to fuck him, too.

@staff give us a kiss with tongue button

next we need a bite button

keep booping me babe i'm about to cum

— ice cream favors.

pairing: ice cream vendor!dabi x fem!reader

contains: (nsfw (18+) content; minors and ageless blogs please DNI.) dabi is, well, shitty (duh), reader doesn’t know his name/he’s referred to using “he/his” during this, blowjobs, facefucking, mentions of weed & sexual favors. also “ice cream.”

wc: 2.1k words

notes: this is my entry for @bastardblvd’s wet hot slimeball summer collab!! i’ve never really written anything grimy before so….i hope this works LMFAO. enjoy <3

It's so fucking hot outside. Entirely too hot.

Past you decided to agree to a spontaneous beach trip with your friends - one which you were squished in the back of Denki's old car that, funnily enough, doesn't have AC. 

You’re wearing your favorite two piece swimsuit: a black one with hearts hanging from the strings, paired with a white cover-up and flip-flops to match. You were silently thanking yourself for changing into your swimsuit before meeting up with them. And, that you doubled up on deodorant. And sunscreen. 

You think you look cute, at least. Even if you are practically melting from the heat, as cute as that could be.

— always together, never separate.

pairing: bakugo/reader/kirishima

warnings: 18+ ONLY; minors and ageless blogs please do not interact. all characters are 18+. unprotected sex, oral, creampies, harsh language, praise, multiple orgasms, katsu’s kinda the showrunner, more unprotected sex and anything else i might’ve forgotten!

word count: 1.2k

note: please excuse this, lmfao i wrote it in may. previously posted to my old bnha blog todoshoki.

It was second nature for Kirishima and Bakugo to share.

They’d been friends ever since their days in UA and they stayed thicker than glue — wherever one went, the other followed. That’s just how it was between them.

And when you came along, they did that with you too.

They followed you around, despite Bakugo’s complaints (yet he went anyway), and whatever obligations the both of them had - they followed you. Always.

It was when the two of them found out the other’s feelings that they made the compromise to share, albeit with some difficulty, and only if you were down for it too.

To their delight, you agreed. And thus was the start of your relationship being always together.

— double feature.

pairing: eren jaeger/armin arlert/fem!reader.

warnings: 18+ ONLY. minors/ageless blogs dni. unprotected sex, reader is blindfolded for like 98% of this fic, vaginal + anal sex, creampies, oral (both m. and f. receiving), rimming, fingering, face-fucking/oral sex, slight degradation (but not verbal, if that makes sense), impact play, clit/cooch slapping, spitting, overstimulation;

wc: 3.1k

note: a repost from my old account <3. originally titled guessing game. happy new year’s eve! and yes it’s extra spaced; i was too lazy to fix it after google docs copied it like that. </3

Eren and Armin always loved to play tricks on you.

Usually, Eren, as Armin wasn’t as devious and mischievous as the brunette was, but he played his role in pranking you; having his fair share in making you jump and squirm just like Eren did. Their styles were different, yet after years of practice and patience spent getting familiarized with the other’s style, they weaved together so perfectly, with Eren being the type to pull more childish and mirthful pranks–like putting a Whoopee cushion in your seat.

Despite how he looked, Armin Arlert was no angel and no saint. Those blue eyes could deceive you; he very well could be plotting something right underneath your nose. Which, ironically enough, is exactly what happened to you. And you thought you knew them.

Oh, boy were you wrong.

— i wanna be yours.

pairing: eren jaeger/fem!reader.

warnings: 18+ ONLY. minors/ageless blogs dni. first times/unprotected sex, slight use/mention of drugs, mirror sex, dry humping, vaginal sex, creampies, oral (both m. and f. receiving), biting/marking—eren has manners. he’s a shameless pussy eater with manners.

wc: 4.2k

note: a repost from my old account <3.

“Secrets I have had in my heart are harder to hide than I thought,”

“Maybe I just wanna be yours, I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours,”

Eren Jaeger desires nothing more than you.

To have and to hold, to love and make love, to fuck and ruin, to break up and make up— he wanted it all, with you. And to him, you’re somewhat unattainable. Not in the traditional sense—you know, the one where you don’t like him and make that known, of course not—but in the sense that he knows you like him, and knows he likes you; he just can’t get his hands on you. Not enough for his liking, far too infrequent, far too fleeting, few and far between. And most times, you’re mere inches, mere centimeters from his grasp.

Instead, you dangle just beneath the tips of his fingers, almost like you’re taunting him. Like it’s a game. You blink up at him with those innocent eyes and stare at him with an unknowing gaze, and that cute smile that makes his dick hard and his heart throb. You’re just too fucking cute for him; you’re everything he fucking wants, and it drives him insane.

It’s gotten bad, to the point where his friends know that he wants you as bad as he does. They can see it; bubbling beneath those green eyes when he looks at you, sizzling under his skin and prickling at him through the layers. It’s annoying, sometimes; he knows that he can’t get anything past Armin—he’s far too perceptive and knows him all too well to fall for that. Nor can he get it past the prying gazes of Connie and Sasha, who’re far too nosy for their own good—digging their noses into whatever they can—and they just had to weave Jean into it too, now he won’t get off his back either.

— problem.

pairing: yoichi isagi x fem!reader

contains: nsfw content (18+ minors DNI); aged-up characters, mentions of hatefucking, creampies, sorta enemies to fuckbuddies (lovers), isagi has a big crush on you and doesn’t know how to process it basically <3

notes: …my bad. i wrote this with a word generator and this spiraled into something else xoxo. i hope youenjoy this writing exercise <3. new fandom new anxiety woot woot

Isagi has a problem.

An issue that's been bugging him for days, weeks--months even. And he cannot figure out how to shake it. It burns like the sun, tightens like shrunken laundry, and shrivels up underneath his skin. He can solve most problems but this? This one takes the cake, by a long shot. And it's not even fair, really.

No other options bc no

If you super boop me and i dont super boop back, i promise its just cause im on mobile

i genuinely hope that boop day inspires everyone to interact more with other tumblr users. because it’s clearly way more fun this way!! even once the boop button is gone, there’s still asks, tag and ask games, comments, dms, fuck it let’s bring back blog rates i don’t care. part of the reason that tumblr is dying is that its way less social than it used to be. let’s fix that!!