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Remus telling people he’s a werewolf on April Fools Day

The real kicker is he stares deeply into their eyes, completely serious, before giggling and saying April Fools

*has billion essays to write* *draws instead* I couldn’t miss their Bday though, I have an excuse:D (plus I don’t draw them as often, what a shame)

Plot twist

Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. “Welcome back. You’ve been in a coma for 8 years” says the doctor. “You ran face first into a wall lmao”

NO

Plot Twist: 

Mrs Weasley makes all her kids volunteer at the hospital, and she encourages ron to go talk to the coma patient who’s his age that no one ever visits

hermione is a smart girl who volunteers to read to coma patients in the hospitals

at first ron is like “back the fuck off, this is my gig” cause he’s 11 and he doesn’t like girls yet, but soon the two of them start to get along, and they talk to each other and pretend to include comatose harry in the conversation.

and ginny, who is still totally a badass, but also a hopeless romantic, kisses him like he’s sleeping beauty and might wake up

they both get weirdly protective of the boy the same age as them, who’s been in a coma for so long, and get really mad when the Dursleys decide to pull the plug

(petunia actually feels bad about it, because she did love her sister and harry is all there is left of her)

so ron and hermione hatch this elaborate scheme to keep harry alive by moving him around the hospital, so the doctors can’t ever find him

they get caught, and harry gets taken off life support and monitor gives out one long beep, and he’s dead

and then suddenly his heart starts beating again, and he blinks is eyes and sits up and goes “Ron? Hermione? …you don’t look how i pictured…”

and it turns out that harry really did have a lot of money left to him by his parents, and if he’d died the dursleys would have gotten all of it (vernon’s evil plot, prolly), but it’s 8 years later and he’s legal and gets all of it

but Mrs. Weasley totally takes him in because all of the weasley have grown fond of him over the years, despite never really getting to know him.

PS: hagrid was the janitor that talked to harry during the night shift

PPS: snape was the orderly who was always a little too rough with harry when cleaning him up or changing his sheets, because he didn’t give a fuck the kids in a coma, but then was surprisingly helpful to ron and hermione when they were trying to keep harry alive

*slams fist on table* YES

Neville visits his parents who are patients in the same hospital. Sometimes he sits and talks to Harry.

And Dumbledore was an old patient at the hospital who has brain problems and always found his way into Harry’s room, and would always say weird, but helpful stuff to Harry

every YA author: “he leans in close and I breathe in his scent. He smells like-” [spins wheel] “-cinnamon and-” [spins wheel] “-hairspray, with a hint of-” [spins wheel] “-stagnant river water. It’s masculine and comforting.”

happy birthday fred and george

APRIL FOOLS

just george

Harry Potter and All Your Faves are Dead

April Fools!

No one died.  They’re all over at James and Lily’s celebrating Fred and George’s birthday. 

Fred accidentally set fireworks off in the kitchen (Lily forgave him),

Sirius and Remus snuck up to the roof for some peace and quiet away from the kids,

Regulus is telling little Albus all the secret way to sneak out of the Slytherin dorms without getting caught,

Tonks tripped and knocked over the cake but Fleur saved it last minute.

Cedric couldn’t make it but promised he’d take the twins out for pints when he’s back in the country.

Mad-Eye is in the lounge playing guess-which-hand game with the little ones who are all convinced they’ll find a way to beat his magical eye.

Colin Creevey is the hired photographer.

Being unconditionally polite, kind, and compassionate in a society that values and finds “deeper meaning” in aloofness and cynicism is subversive and thus punk

hufflepunk

hey what’s up this is currently my favorite photo on the whole entire world wide web

How much money do I have to pay to never see this again

I had to see this so now everyone else has to see it

why.

jar jar beans

Whatever you do, do not think about the 7 all having a huge sleepover in the Poseidon cabin eating pizza and watching scary movies together

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS

Heroes of Olympus: Leo Valdez & Calypso

yall remember that time rachel threw a hairbrush at a titan? Yeah me too