over and over again into oblivion

whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

I love when newspapers are like "why are people so pessimistic about the economy when stocks are up and inflation is slowing?" Maybe because stocks mean next to nothing to the average person? Maybe because inflation slowing down still leaves it astronomically high when wages haven't kept up pace? Maybe because rents and housing in general have increased far beyond normal inflation and people are only left with the choice to pay up or be homeless? Maybe because most people's lives are still a complete hellscape in the real world regardless of the theoretical numbers on your little spreadsheet????

Wet Beast Wednesday

y'all are worried about a surveillance state all while filming strangers in public for clicks and clout... baby you ARE the surveillance state!

His ass will NOT pass his electrician exam

I don't care how weird someone is on the bus, if you record them you are a bad person taking advantage of people and if you post it online you are worse. Don't record people in public without their permission, it's basic decency

y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????

tag via @lakevida

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

rolling badly is something that can be so good for developing your character, actually 

like I say this wholeheartedly, just absolutely fucking up and beefing it and having to roleplay with that is really good for forcing your character to grow from the image you had of them in your head to an actual living, breathing, fully realized creation that you can really inhabit. 

“People were just smaller back then”

Nope. Fat people have always been here, aren’t going anywhere, and have always been beautiful and worthy of respect.

also people are getting a biiiiit too comfortable referring to any act that might be construed as sexually improper as "sexual assault" like we're this close to people referring to streaking in sports games as "sexual assault". also public nudity should be 100% legal

I love summons with words for codes. FACADE. BAD455.

I wonder how many words there are in hex code.

I decided to google after typing this, and found a handful

More finds:

#FA113D (Failed)

#B000B5

#10ADED

#C0FFEE

#907A70 (Potato)

#ACCE55

#0FF1C3

#D3C0D3

YES YES

WEBSITE WITH HEX CODES AS WORDS!

Look through it if you're interested in the possibilities ^_^

What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom.

What do you guys think of my new yellow curtains that I’ve pushed to the right side of my windows?

Hi, literary expert who drinks lots of water here. Come over.