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I can show you the world... shining, shimmering, splendid! Tell me, Mystras, now when did you last let your heart... decide?
A whole new wooooorld! A new fantastic point of view... No dad to tell you no, or where to go... or say you’re only sinning..
[GRABS A TON OF BABY SUPPLIES] WHAT IS IT
I-IT’S…. IT’S….
A BABY THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE ME, YOU AND FOCALOR
[GASPS!] BUT..HOW!?
I-I DONT KNOW BUT.. -HOLDS THE BABY UP BC THIS GROUP IS DEAD WHO CARES ABOUT RULES ANYMORE- HE... HAS FRECKLES!
[GRABS A TON OF BABY SUPPLIES] WHAT IS IT
I-IT’S.... IT’S....
A BABY THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE ME, YOU AND FOCALOR
-Sees the egg shaking-
... Oh shit.....
Before I go back to Parthevia....
-GRABS HIS EGG-
YO. BE BORN ALREADY!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!!! I WAS SO DESPERATE TO SEE YOU AWAKE I WAS GOING TO HAVE BARBAROSSA ROLL AROUND NAKED ON YOU!!
WHAT THE FUCK YOU COULD HAVE TRIED TO WAKE ME UP!!!!!!
ONCE IS ALL IT TAKES SINBADDY
I COULD EASILY BE THE ALPHA IF IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Ohhh now we’re talking ;) you sure sinbad wouldn’t mind me borrowing you for a bit
sinbad won’t mind… [lifts leg sensually] if we do it on top his sleepign body
HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD!!!
body hair is a sin to mankind and an insult to ill ilah
Agreed that's why I'm smooth like baby skin
Absolutely marvelous. They captured my good side too.
[Pulls out a megaphone]
SEE I KNEW I WAS THE ALPHA
THAT DOESN'T COUNT. I WAS YOUNG AND CONFUSED!!!
how dare you… you… caterpillar-filled horse!!!
-GASP-
ok, now you’re asking for it
i wouldnt count shaving off your eyebrows as a convenient foreshadowing device taking care of them… and my hair isnt straw-y it fALLS IN LOCKS
STRAW HAIR!!!
