“a smooth criminal moves smooth like butter”

Can y'all ever like feel a hyperfixation coming on? Like you very briefly interact w smth and you're like 'I'm coming back to you later and bringing my entire brain this time and if I watch this video again I will not stop thinking about it for the next 3 months'

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im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself