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Crying over this tag

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

idk man being violently hateful/resentful towards children for existing is weird. it’s legitimately just weird.

the amount of parties/field trips i’ve had to help with it’s like…. they’re just kids. they have energy and want someone to listen to them. they’re existing and laughing and having fun. they do not know how to handle everything or do everything. because they are kids. they have their whole lives ahead of them. they love to share things. sorry that makes you disgusted i guess. were you never five. did you not deserve patience and kindness

having fun

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

Cottagecore cats appreciation post ♡

love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.

been getting really into Beatles yaoi recently

sure. why not. been getting really into beatles yaoi recently. it doesn’t fucking matter. only made a cute post i thought we would all like about pudding. and now it’s about beatles yaoi. sure. whatever. been getting really into beatles yaoi. is that the response you wanted. congrats. you got it. fucking beatles yaoi.

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

throw back to this absolute gem. first lyric of the song.

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

it's because youre always on that damn illuminated manuscript

everything matters salmon t shirt by  SturgeonsDesigns

mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!

fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡