btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion

[I.D. an emoji throwing its hands up and making a pitiful wailing expression. end I.D.]

Youth fascination with technology

I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 

bone and bug retaurant post

waiter : hi waiter : will you be ggetting bone or bug today me: bug please haha waiter : coming right yup me : yum (shortly later) waiter: its bug me: yum eats it waiter: yum me: bye waite : bye

The thing that’s funny and relatable about Luigi isn’t that he’s a coward, it’s that he’s a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-I-dunno apprehension, whether it’s hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he’s the universe’s second-greatest warrior and doesn’t realise it because as far as he’s concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing – he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It’s all spiders in the bathroom to him. He’s equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

Rosetsu Nagasawa - Slug

Title: Statuette (figure) - Lumpfish Artist: Erik Nielsen Date: ca. 1896-1897 Material: porcelain Source: Museum of Applied Arts, Budapest

Can’t believe you’d view that fish with your own eyes and then ask this

Draw badly. Write nonsensically. Embroider messily. Burn what you bake and cook. Get paint everywhere. Read half a book. Lose your mind for a bit. Plant things. Have faith in the process. Abandon 70 wood-carving projects. Get a kit and do some of it and never return to it. Get comfortable with sucking and losing motivation. Continue to create with reckless abandon.

This is perhaps my new favorite video

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

Thank the Lord someone understands

if you gave a gnome popcorn he’d kick his little heels together with every bite but if you told him they made a candied version called moose munch he’d start breakdancing on his pointed cap like a top

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

Wrinkled peach mushroom

My tang dynasty yunnan province gas

Bro i promise this one will be different trust me it’s a different strain bro please *30 mins later* *pacing around* The court eunuchs are deceiving me

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

they’re here! it’s them! the