Please don’t eat their egg
So one of the people on my street works for Sky TV and drives one of their vans. It has hannibal painted on one side which to be honest sets me on edge a little. It parks outside my house regularly as i don’t drive so don’t use that spot.
When i come down for work at 5am i usually open the curtains to see what the weather is like. Some days im open them to see the house across the road. Others i open them to see this particular van outside with Hannibal staring into my living room. Sometimes i forget to close the curtains at night and when i come down for work at 5am i see this.
It is terrifying and you can’t escape it. You either have to live in the dark or live with this staring at you while you try to watch TV.
I go to make a brew and it follows me. I watch TV and its there. I close the curtains and my dog cries because she wants to sit on the windowsill and stare at it.
I mean, is it reasonable to ask Sky to repaint a van because Mads Mikkelsen is staring me down when i try to eat my cornflakes?
this is hilarious I’m sorry
holy fuck i can’t stop laughing and it hurts… this is incredible
Critics Choice Awards 2016 in a nutshell :))
just murderers being besties <3
i’m Salt
this tweet feels like a hilarious @avegetariancannibal au
Broke Ass College Student Hannibal
by
AVegetarianCannibal (someday)
Hannibal folding the Vitruvian Man, the “perfect man,” into a heart.
And these scenes are played alongside the shots of the “body” heart in the Capella Palatina, which Hannibal made for Will:
Will is Hannibal’s perfect man, his heart. The Beatrice to his Dante.
But, look at that heart there in the Norman Chapel. It’s being held up by three swords. The thrice pierced heart is a tarot card, one frequently used in readings about romantic relationships/lovers. Tarot has a rich history in Italy.
This are all things of which Hannibal would definitely be aware. Symbolism is never lost on him, and always intentional.
This is the Three of Swords. In it’s upright position, as we see above, it means “Painful separation, sorrow, heartbreak, grief, and rejection.”
S2 finale, anyone?
But, notice how the Norman Chapel heart is actually in the reversed position? Like this:
In the reversed position, the Three of Swords means “releasing pain, optimism, and forgiveness.”
Will understands.
“Betrayal and forgiveness are best seen as something akin to falling in love.”
**This was all INTENTIONAL. The cast and crew knew what they were building towards. Hannibal’s entire existance is layered with subtext and symbolism, and so is this show. I’ve never see a story more beautiful in my life. Hannigram is canon, and WE NEED S4!**
@blind-inviting-alleys dared me to post this, and says I am to put this *shoves mobile over*
Bryan Fuller has officially signed Hannibal and Will’s marriage license. Epic ending to an epic con! ❤🖒
…this took fucking forever. Ich heule. 😢😭😂
I’d like to add that Will is the amazing @redderz and you can find Hannibal on Facebook. You’ll (probably) need Clarice’s help for it.
So I made the muzzle :D It still needs straps and it’s a little deformed, because it’s so thin and delicate that it was very hard to transfer it from Hanni’s face to the oven in the same shape, but overall I’m happy with how it turned out. Now I need someone to make me the prison onesie (or I’ll try to do it myself, but I suck at sewing, so maybe not).