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Sasha from Russia
I no longer take requests loves
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Busted | Luca Changretta x gn!reader

@king-trash-cryptid asked: “Youre a fucking idiot” with luca changretta?
summary: Luca’s got a temper on him, and that means you sometimes have to patch him up. 
tws: minor injuries, bruising, blood, swearing, smoking 
word count: 782

Luca was in trouble again, as per usual, as his temper had gotten the better of him and he had been involved in a fight with a group that belonged to a rival mob; he was badly bruised and beaten, his lip split open and a black eye, a couple of broken ribs and cuts all over his hands and arms, but he was more worried about the fact that his tailored and expensive silk shirt had been ruined by the blood and dirt stains more than anything else. He was more worried about his fucking clothes, and when he got to your place, he was beyond pissed about that goddamn shirt being ruined; even when you sat him down at the kitchen table, and pulled a chair close, one of his legs between both of yours as you took the shirt off of him and chucked it onto the table so that you could examine his wounds. 

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should I open my requests to get out of the writer’s block

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Glad You’re Home (TASM! Peter Parker x fem!reader)

Summary: You’ve known Miles Morales for years. You knew high school would be an interesting time for him. What you didn’t know was that would involve him becoming Spider-Man’s protégé. Nor did you know it would involve him bringing an injured Spider-Man to your apartment one night for you to take care of.

Warnings: Fluff, descriptions of injuries, hint of angst, mild sexual innuendos and lots of flirting. Reader also has a nickname. Set after No Way Home. Reader and Peter are in their 20s (post college).

Notes: I haven’t written in literal years, but couldn’t get this idea out of my head. Shoutout to @lipstickbisous​ for inspiring me to write the fluff you want to see in the world. 5.5K words later and here we are. 

You were beginning to prep dinner when you got his text.

MM: Hey, you home?

Yeah. Why?

MM: Need your help. Be outside in 5.

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Hey guys, I’ve been absent for quite some time now, and I just wanted to say that I am no longer writing fan fiction. All the requests and fan-pieces I wrote inspired my to focus on original writing. Thank you all for likes, reblogs, reactions and requests, all of it significantly helped me to increase both my English and my confidence! I know that original writings are not popular here on tumblr, still, if you’re interested, let me know? Cheers everyone!

P.s. keep sending me reactions btw, i love hearing from you💖

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so i stumbled upon your worth it gally fix and just want to say i really enjoy cheers

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Thank you I appreciate it💖💖💖

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Anonymous asked:

Russian stereotypes that are/aren't true?? I've never known someone who was Russian before

Randomly logged in and saw this. I’ve been on a huge hiatus, sorry about that delayed reply😅

- we don’t chug vodka. americans in American movies drink vodka from huge glasses and drink it deadass on ice, we take small shots, cause VODKA IS DISGUSTING

- bears and ushankas... no. C’mon

- we don’t wear adidas more often than any other person in any other country that sells adidas

- all this commentary about Russians being badass and having no emotions.. idek where it came from. We get scared and shocked and there is no such thing as “in Russia game plays you”, wtf

- Soviet Union - was horrible, all of it, all true

- corruption, theft, murder, and sexual assault, and uselessness of police all over the country - yup🙃

- that Russians tend to be untrustuful to strangers - yeah

- also, that Russians get very warm and friendly to people once they get to know them - also true

Can’t think of anything else atm, but if you have any other questions about Russians - hit me, that would be interesting😅

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alexangery

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

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Works for comics and art as well.

…this has the opposite effect.

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honestsister

instead try; I love you *generic keysmash* h OW DA RE *lavish praise* *inside fandom joke* *quote fave part* *more generic keysmashing*

you. i like you

Also, the favorites: 1) DID I SAY YOU COULD HURT ME LIKE THIS?!?;?!; 2) DONT HURT MY BABY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 3) why must you hurt me this way 4) WHY IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER?! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I NEED TO KNOW 5) This made me cry/squeal/giggle/wake the dead with my laughter 6) I almost woke my family laughing at ___ part 7) I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS AU UNTIL YOU POSTED THIS 8) this is so cute I’m dying 9) and (writer’s name) strikes again! 10) I had to reread this bc it’s so good and I love it 11) I wish I could like/heart/kudos this more than once Like, seriously guys, freak out with us and you’ll have us wrapped around your little fingers.

This is so true! A lot of the time, I get stuck in a writer’s hole. But whenever I get a comment like the above ones, it makes me want to write more!

GUYS! THIS IS CHEATCODE FOR MORE!!! SIGNAL BOOST 😱✨😂

These are all so motivating to get lmao

this is what i like to get on my art and fics

As a writer & artist I can say yes this works this is a foolproof way to trick us into creating more and we as a collective hate how much we love it

This is soo true!!

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Anonymous asked:

writing smut about a racist? wack

people can enjoy things and be critical of them at the same time

Come off anon and talk to me or come off my DICK

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YALL SEND ME TO FLAMES WITH YOUR BITCHASS WHINING ABOUT AUTHORS WRITING FOR NOT 100% POSITIVE CHARACTERS ARE YALL OUT OF YOUR MIND OR WHAT IT’S GODDAMN FICTION YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH IT

ARE YALL MAD WITH THE SHOW WRITERS FOR CREATING THIS CHARACTER AS WELL? NO?? WELL SHUT THE F UP I SWEAR TO GOD

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE NOT REAL BY WRITING FOR THEM AN AUTHOR DOES NOT SUPPORT THEIR ACTIONS AND/OR OPINIONS JUST AS THE CREATORS OF SUCH CHARACTERS DONT SUPPORT IT

GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSES AND LEARN TO ENJOY FICTION WITHOUT TURNING IT INTO SOME MORAL FREAK SHOW

jesus

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amalasdraws

I love how more quiet ad chill Tumblr is nowadays…but as a creator silence is also a bit sad and I miss comments and interaction. It became too quiet kinda

People don’t even leave tags anymore. Do you like the piece I posted? Is there something you feel about it? Do you hate it? Is it boring? Do I bore you??

Oh this is so true. I see the interactions, but they are always silent and it’s just... one word. Give me at least one word

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Pale Blue Glimpses

A/N: finally, there it is, the thing no one asked for, a long-ass piece for Nathan Prescott. Yes, this has an original female character, I’m kind of over people ignoring any writing that does not address them in the second person. A character with a name and some backstory feels more wholesome, so please, don’t scroll down just because it’s not a reader insert. Pairing: Nathan Prescott x Sophia Hughes(OC) Warnings: Mentions of anorexia, mentions of bruises and scratches, mentions of blood Word count: 7,6k (strap the f in)

Sophia could sense Victoria’s predatory look even from across the classroom, right after stepping inside. Chase was chatting with Nathan, leaning against one of the desks but stopped herself mid-sentence, seeing the girl approach them.

“Oh, look, it’s the dancing queen, I’m quaking. The fuck you want, Spandex?”

Sophie rolled her eyes and ignored the vile comment, only gripping onto the strip of her bag a little tighter.

“I need to talk to Nathan,” she said firmly, looking at him, trying her best to avoid Victoria’s glare.

“Tough shit. Can’t you see I’m talking to him? If you have something to say, do so now or stay silent forever.”

“Nate?” Sophia didn’t move her gaze off the boy, who was remaining silent this entire conversation, his arms crossed and his gaze somewhere on the floor. Hearing a call of his name made him finally raise his head and look at Sophia’s face. She stared at him with hope, her eyes begging him to be the better person and step outside. Just for a moment.

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