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mutuals if i like your negative posts please just imagine me patting u on the back comforting you, not like i actually like that you’re hurt

oh i get it. it’s called carnivore because you

you v

it’s okay, take your time

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

me when it starts raining really hard:  ya hooo the plants sure needed this.  the plants will really slurp this right up

someone: *pays attention to me*

me: i love u with my whole entire heart

what do people in relationships even do

Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy

okay. didnt ask

>asks question

>“didnt ask”

thanks for the play by play captain fuck

newsflash asshole! history’s been gay this entire goddamn time!

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

Capitalists: It’s human nature for a small number of individuals to take control of the planet’s fresh water supply and demand that people pay in order to use it.

I wonder how many times this post was reblogged from an iPhone