quackity: what are you writing? 

karl: the government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. im letting them know it’s private information. 

sapnap, looking over karl’s shoulder: this just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

karl:

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quackity:

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sapnap:

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karl:

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quackity:

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sapnap:

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BONUS:

wilbur and quackity:

wilbur: hey, can i get your number?

quackity, visibly texting: sorry i don’t own a phone

I want to try this one.

He put the recipe in the comments for this one! Here you go!

(I’ll type it out so it’s easier to read here)

Ingredients:

Instructions:

Thank you!!!

Thank you for this. I really love this kid❣️

Here’s some c!Tommy headcanons/prompts because I woke up and chose violence:

•When Tommy got his braces he was a little bitch about it. Wilbur would constantly eat food he couldn’t eat around him to mock him.

•Tommy learned how to sew and embroider from Niki when he was younger. Later he would learn how to use his new skills on the battlefield as a makeshift medic.

•Tommy made everybody who’s important to him friendship bracelets from scratch. Tubbo stopped wearing his after he became President. Techno destroyed his. Jack and Niki’s are collecting dust somewhere. Wilbur “lost” his after he started to spiral in pogtopia.

•Tommy feeds Phil’s crows whenever they’re around. He tries not to talk too much around them in case they repeat anything to Phil. (He still finds himself apologizing to them)

•He adores every animal. Tommy has spent hours looking at cool moths, petting soft cows, and coping at dogs. He doesn’t take any as his pets due to the fear of them dying/being killed.( thanks Sapnap and Dream)

•He hates the beach now. And has complicated feelings regarding parties.

•After his revival his skin was hella sensitive so he wears more soft clothing. He likes to make his own cardigans to wear.

• A good chunk of his hair is now permanently white. Dye does not stick to it.

•His eyes reflect light after his resurrection. It scared the shit out of Tubbo when he found out.

•Tommy’s posture is pure shit after everything. It isn’t uncommon to see him hunched over slightly with his hands in his pockets as he walks around.

•He knew what Niki and Jack were doing. Tommy just didn’t want to believe it.

•When Wilbur was revived he came to Tommy asked for him to make him a new bracelet. Tommy did, while shedding a lot of tears in the process. He keeps waiting for Wilbur to “loose” this one. He hasn’t yet.

Philza shares screenshots from the 4/4 SBI video recorded back in March, which Technoblade just uploaded today!

"This is my favorite because Wil REFUSED to be in the screenshot. So he's running away. We kept teleporting him back but he just kept fucking running! So this is the best shot I had. Look, he's all the way back there! This is Tommy getting into position for the screenshot, me and Techno are both in unison like 'yup let's go let's do it', Wil's just fucking leaving. And then we forcefully teleport him back and he immediately started running again. That's the quickest I could take a screenshot. [laughs]"

Wilbur raps his second verse (stanza) of "QUACKITYS SONG YELLOW SUBMARINE BY THE BEATLES"

he’d then turn him into a delicious stew. call it ‘chienne de souris blanche qui aurait dû y réfléchir à deux fois’

Puffy talks about Wilbur armwrestling Scott Smajor on her behalf and being a very competitive thumb wrestler! She also says that Wilbur now calls her Caroline (her real name) and she now calls him William.

Twins amarite

yeah

KNITTING

tommy: you knitted him a cow (henry) for his 4th birthday and he’s kept it with him ever since. no matter what you knit him every year, he just won’t let go of that god damned raggedy cow. the last thing you knitted for him was a red tote bag upon his request. he said it was to carry his discs around more conveniently. you knew about his secret little rendezvous during the early hours of dawn so one day you decided to wait for him to come back. much to your surprise, tommy came back with a red tote bag filled to the brim, not with discs but with freshly picked flowers.

techno: for christmas you had made him a gigantic blanket which he absolutely adored. but if you were being honest, you had only made the blanket out of pettiness due to him constantly complaining about all the blankets in the house being too small. you had hidden a bunch of references in the blanket design for him to find. from things like greek mythology to coded sentences, you did it all. sometimes you’ll be minding your own business and then hearing techno yell in celebration about finding another hidden reference. he often finds himself asking you to knit him clothes since regular human ones just don’t fit him right. once as a joke you made him a bracelet with solar colour changing yarn so he could stick his arm out the window to find out if it was daytime or not without having to blind himself by opening the curtains.

philza: on father’s day he found a bucket hat that you had left on his pillow, it was quite similar to his usual hat, with the slight difference that this one had a few more uses. you had used magical yarn for the hat that causes it to change colour based on the current weather. waterproofing the hat was a difficult task but nonetheless, you had managed to find a villager who was willing to help and now the hat could be used as a bucket. the last thing you added to the hat was prot 3 and oh boy was that a pain. no one was willing to enchant protection on non-armour items so you had to do it yourself.

wilbur: over the years you’ve knitted wilbur many different things but his favourite has to be the glow in the dark guitar strap you made him because he kept loosing his guitar. although, the red beanie he wore everyday was a close second. on april fools day you switched out his iconic beanie with one that looked red but turned bright pink as soon as he wore it. you, tommy, and phil had a blast calling him technoblade the whole day. you swore you even saw techno crack a smile, wilbur however, was loosing it. he didn’t understand why everyone was calling him by his twin's name and quite frankly, he found it offensive.

i love cats man, ugh they're so fluffy and cute and aaaa—pls someone hmu if you are okay with me sending you pics of my cat and/or send me pics of your pets, cause I love them

ugh cats i love em

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