Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.

Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor.

Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine

Bi/pan people get to enjoy both

And if you’re ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that’s as good as it gets

I really like this post.

A politician dies. Instead of going straight to heaven or hell, a spirit appears to him.

The spirit tells him that, rather than being judged for his sins, he gets to choose whether he goes to heaven or hell.

The politician replies that of course he wants to go to heaven. The spirit tells him that before he chooses, he has to visit both places so each one will get a fair chance.

First they visit heaven. It looks pretty nice. Big fluffy clouds, angels singing and playing harps, everyone seeming to enjoy themselves. The politician is pleased, if a bit underwhelmed.

Hell, on the other hand, is magnificent. It’s the most beautiful place the politician has ever seen, and everyone there is having the time of their lives. It has a buffet table filled with delicious-smelling food, a beautiful garden, a pool with a water slide, a dance floor, a massage parlor, and innumerable other attractions. It makes heaven look dull and boring and comparison.

“I can’t believe I’m saying this,” says the politician, “but I think I’d rather go to hell!”

“Very well,” says the spirit. “Turn around.”

When the politician turns around, though, hell appears to be completely different than it had been less than a minute ago. All of the attractions are gone, everything is on fire, and the people are screaming in agony.

“I don’t understand!” cries the politician. “This isn’t what you showed me before!”

“Well, that was the campaign,” replies the spirit. “Now you’ve voted.”

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Make racists afraid again.

pass it on

like for real, this is just a way for racists to be outwardly racist.

oop CNN is not with the games

[the midnight sun cullen family meeting]

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FUCKING GOLD HAHAHA

Its 2018. Why am I seeing a twilight meme on my dash????

This….made me laugh harder than it should have…

@buckyshumanarm

“because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm.

because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and told him he should be happy he got laid that young.

because my 17 year old friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother roam the streets until 12am, but she has to be home by 10.

Because my brothers girlfriend, told the police she was raped and fell pregnant but the rapist didn’t get jail time as she got an abortion and the ‘evidence’ was gone.

because a guy from my old school was raped by another guy, but because he’s gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.

because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would be accepted by her parents”.

because in some cultures, girls (and boys, of course) still get thrown out of the family because somebody sexually assaulted them.

because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching boys that they shouldn’t rape.

Because they’re teaching kids that they’re only male rapists and not female rapists too.

because I have to explain why rape makes me mad.“

If you excuse rape for any reason stay the fuck away from me because you are literally a peice of human refuse.

I’ve reblogged this before but he’ll im doing it again

Rape is not, and never will be sex. Rape is the same as a punch in the face, rape is assault.

RAPE IS NOT SEX. RAPE IS AN ACT OF VIOLENCE.

Rape is not sex, it’s violence! If you hit someone with a shovel, you wouldn’t call it gardening! 

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

Book: She was asian

Movie:

reblogging for the last two

Book: he asked calmly.

Movie:

Reblogged for the last one

Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

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GO OFFF

I’m not like “trying” to ruin my own life but what can I say, some talents manifest on their own

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ah, the extended edition

Never ever make an opinion about a show based on what you’ve seen on Tumblr because for months I legitimately thought that Teen Wolf was about a modern gay adaption of Little Red Riding Hood with werewolves