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I had a nightmare I lost my Duolingo streak, need I say more?

Did the bird just hunt you or did toy with you like a little cat and mouse game like the nightmare I've had a few times

I miss love

I too am guilty of falling in love with versions of people I have created in my own head

If I was a demon, would you summon me?? Be honest 🥺👉👈

Yes and we can play mario kart

Godzilla x Kong New Empire but it's the Spongebob Movie

I had this idea BEFORE the movie even came out lol

This took longer than I thought! Please appreciate it!

This app is garbage

I agree, not just because things aren't loading though. It's got some good qualities but still garbage

Soft.

I lied about having sex put your shoes on we're gonna go collect cool rocks

Anyone else remember resident evil 8? I do

The village? The village with Chris? The village in which Chris is in? That village?

Also awesome cosplay

getting the right stick is important

Bridge to Terabithia is different to how I remember

You really dug that memory up huh

Art by u/reachling

The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters.  The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.

I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4

The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.

I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds

He held it for the rest of of his life!

[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.

From the ring’s perspective:

1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.

2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.

3. What the fuck is you?

4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.

5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.

6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop. 

7. FUCK

8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally. 

9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt* 

you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!

And here I didn’t think we could top Deagol holding the ring for the rest of his life I am so glad for these additions

What if strider got it

Or Gandalf

Oh God... what if thorin had gotten it