The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

Eyes of Michelangelo’s David.

raccoons and their… little hands

peep this rare gerard art

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

person C: hey, are you free on Friday? like, around 8 pm on Friday? person B: yes? person C: what about you? person A: yes, i am person C: great! because i’m not. you two go on without me. enjoy your date person B: did he just-

what the fuck is this bullshit

HES STILL THERE

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

this post is driving me insane. what the fuck was this person actually sending that student because they obviously edited in the word “pants” and that picture of pants. why pants. what the fuck

I FOUND IT

tag urself I’m the millennials’ morbid fascination with death

family feud is a national treasure 

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

What do you call a snake that's 3.14m long?

A pi-thon

Alle Funktionen sind auf einer Party und feiern wie verrückt. Nur die e-Funktion steht allein in der Ecke rum. Sie lässt sich nicht integrieren.

imagine thinking discharge is gross

Imagine having a pussy this dry

imagine posting a picture of ur underwear uve willingly admitted to wearing for 6 days in a row

Imagine the smell of a 6 day old unwashed pussy.

And she thought she had a point….

This cannot be real

what is happening