Half the World Away

post-email aftercare like that was a great email and you seemed so normal

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:

A friend of mine got a copy of an old Dutch edition of The Hobbit. I absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had.

The more I look at it the more I love it. Look at it. Look at Bilbo. He’s just a little guy

i am going to create the worst lotr fancast

send me anon hate and I’ll do the rest of the cast

hmm. who am i missing

i feel like this is some sort of hate crime.

tags via @bunabi

how does it feel to be the funniest person in the world

Get rid of all private jets. Make celebrities ride in normal planes I think it'd keep their humanity from disintegrating as fast

I don’t think you’re ready to have an adult conversation about politics until you’re able to admit that there are things you love and enjoy that would not and should not exist in a just world. $8 billion dollar budget movies every other month don’t exist in a just world. New 900 GB AAA video games every year don’t exist in a just world. Next day delivery doesn’t exist in a just world. 80 different soda brands don’t exist in a just world. 

All of those things come from exploitation on some level, and if you wouldn’t trade those for a world where everyone can eat and have a home no matter who they are or what they do, I don’t know what to tell you. 

“walking around” can be one of your hobbies

god the loneliness of young adulthood is so real

it’s just trying not to cry on public transport and doing dishes

if i were fifteen i would do everything wrong again in a slightly different way

me_irl

An Electric Toaster circa 1920

these are the flavor of inventions we are missing out on by making cocaine illegal just fyi

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

gamer girl

Hair at the Moschino SS 2022 show by Danilo