Me, Her And The Moon

so me…

I haven't watched a single episode, but I love the concept of this Kelly Clarkson talk show. She's just like "It's time for a music break. Me." and gets up to sing every single episode. The cunt.

Ur 20s are for thinking about getting laid but not willing to put in the effort to achieve ur goal

instead of tiktok influencers i think they should invite strange old ladies with long white hair who wear silk scarves and gloves to the met gala

this is the future the liberals want

get in loser we’re thinking about the youth you lost while experiencing mental illness

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

being a lesbian gets you $3800 off a car payment from my dad

i know i am in my twenties but respectfully nobody i went to high school with should be getting married. it stresses me out. we r only twelve yrs old

I’m 31 but this still applies

just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd

you should be able to stay home from work just because you're a little sleepy

hey!!!!!! congrats!!!!! why??? you ask???? because you made it to today!!! even after everything !! i’m so proud of you!!

I think couples that elope are on to something. No evil eye, no jealousy, just you and your lover (and maybe like 2 other people) making a pact before God to be there for one another forever

everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is