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Writing Prompt: Dialogue

"Damn, you are racking up those favors, aren't you?"

"What can I say, I am a debt collector,"

"Do those poor fools know they're selling their souls to a demon?"

"Humans can't see a difference, and I'm certainly not going to correct them."

"Has anyone offered you their firstborn yet?"

"As a matter of fact, I currently have thirty of those."

"...How many were meant as a joke?"

"Twenty-six, but I'm still taking all of them."

"Of course you are. Guess we can add kidnapping to the increasing long list of crimes you've committed in the last... Oh, look at that, twelve hours."

"I haven't taken any children, yet. Besides, only two out of the thirty even have a firstborn, and I still have more deals to make."

Writing Prompt: Dialogue

"Stop batting those ridiculous eyelashes at me like you're some besotted Victorian maiden, [----]."

"A 'maiden' I am not, ha! But besotted? Very much. If you talk sweetly to me I might even blush,"

"You are... the worst boyfriend ever,"

"I'm the prettiest boyfriend you've ever had. Admit it, you're just jealous because I have prettier eyelashes than you,"

"The most childish and irresponsible, you mean."

"Me? Childish and irresponsible? Surely not,"

"Arrogant, egotistical, God complex to the max-"

"Best sex you've ever had, spoils you with sweets and gifts-"

"Drives me absolutely crazy-"

"Makes you laugh, loves you-"

"..."

"..."

"You... Say that again,"

"Makes you laugh?"

"[----], be serious."

"...Loves you."

"You love... me?"

"I... I thought it was rather obvious,"

"[----]... if you're-If this is another one of your jokes I don't like it."

"No. No! I'm not. I swear, I'm... I love you."

"..."

"You're crying. [----], why are-"

"I love you, too. I have... for a while now, I just... I didn't want to say anything, because..."

"Because of my past track record, right?"

"Y-Yeah."

"Oh, no, c'mere, [----]. C'mere, baby. ...Maybe I am a terrible boyfriend, if I made you feel like you were just another... That's not how I feel about us, at all. This is real, okay? I've never told anyone that I love them, never. That's not the kind of shitty thing-I wouldn't say it, if I didn't mean it. And I mean it. I love you, [----]."

"Love you too,"

"Mmm, my baby. ...Crying makeup and snot all over my shirt. You know, the cleaning cost is gonna be at least half of what I paid for it, and it ain't cheap."

"You are such an ass,"

"But you love me,"

Fool

When Harry finally mastered it, his form was a little black dog. Who had to wear a collar when they went out. “Come here, Silly,” Draco beckoned. Harry jingled miserably across the floor. “Given how close you were to Sirius,” Draco said, scratching his ears, “I wasn’t surprised at all.”

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Found - Season 2 Finale

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Hogwarts

With the castle protected and Terryn gone, the founders now all have a moment to decompress. None of them have spoken much since Terryn left, but Godric can’t hold it in anymore. 

Seraphine: What?

Seraphine: You didn’t have to. What are you hiding?

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Found - Episode 2.10

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Hogwarts

Terryn walks toward the castle, bold as brass. Seraphine is the first one to see him, and she immediately stops putting up the wards to point her wand at him.

Seraphine: Not another step.

Seraphine: I don’t think we have anything to talk about.

Seraphine: Would you like to see what my stick can do?

She reluctantly lowers her wand, but stands her ground when Terryn comes a little closer.

Seraphine: Perhaps just a death wish.

Seraphine: We were occupied keeping the children you tried to kill safe. No time to steal anything.

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Found - Episode 2.9

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Hogwarts

The founders are setting up protection spells around the grounds to ensure that should any Muggles come across the school, they won’t see it as a castle, but instead a run-down hovel of a shed that no-one in their right mind would want to enter. It’s taken the better half of the day along with taking care of the students.

Seraphine: We’re nowhere near finished.

Rowan and Godric glare at each other.

Seraphine: *Rolling her eyes* When you’re quite finished with your petty behaviour, we have a school to protect.

Seraphine: I think I crave death.

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Found - Episode 2.8

[<Previous Episode]

Hogwarts

The founders are all sat together in the aftermath of the fire. Sera and Helga are in shock. Godric is still furious and Rowan is sheepish about having let Terryn get away.

Seraphine: Helga-

Seraphine pulls in a breath and abruptly tugs Helga into a comforting hug.

Seraphine: *She pulls her back to look at her properly* There won’t be a next time.

Seraphine: What’s that supposed to mean?

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I like the humor of James beefing up for Quidditch and not fitting in Sirius’s clothes, but tbh I think that they’re the same size. One of them starts to get bigger? The other one grows at exactly the same rate. If Sirius got a growth spurt as a teenager, James would get one at the same time. The universe knows that they need to match and is keeping an eye on it

#i’m anti muscley james sorry#and also these are the losers with matching ootp shirts#they like coordinating they probably dont even have individual clothes they just share   

@elvendorx I will forgive you for not liking muscley James because you are so right. They have a shared closet. At some point they have to admit that they aren’t stealing each other’s clothes, they’re just wearing all the same clothes. Ownership has lost all meaning

God Rest Ye...

Great big thanks to @didyaputyanameinda-gobletoffiya for being my Sirius!

Harry sits on the floor, gazing up at the festive Christmas tree. He watches as the miniature Father Christmas orbits around the snoozing angel perched on the topmost branch. His smile is sad and pondering.

Sirius comes up behind his godson and says nothing, getting just as lost in the tree as Harry is.

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Thought I'd share some old ass feels 😭😭😭