Genderqueer theater kids pronouns Zip/Zap/Zop

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

rick riordan off the shits

rick riordan made his bones with pretty vanilla YA fantasy and then when he was too successful to stop hit em with the Muslim valkyries and the genderfluid homeless teenagers

Rick Riordan’s “vanilla YA fantasy” series was written for his son with ADHD and dyslexia because there weren’t any books about kids with learning disorders. He “made his bones” on representation, you just didn’t notice because disabled people don’t count.

Slammed that

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

“Lift with your legs you idiot!”

“I have a BROKEN TIBIA! That needs support and time to recover!”

ADHD, also known as Can't Put Your Mind To Things Disease,

Don’t leave these in the tags

I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".

It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.

It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.

Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:

Also the players (who are all german celebs or pro athletes from other sports) and the commentator barely know the rules, which makes it even better.

Quite a few of them have little notes taped to their arms to remember the rules or next plays.

This is high quality entertainment.

If anyone cares: The Westside Wessis won the finale haha

I think you guys might have actually proven the theory that American football has, in part, become so unsafe specifically because the helmets and armor are so advanced it makes the players think they're invincible and thus more willing to do incredibly dangerous shit. Here you know if you aren't careful you're going to eat shit on the ice, which will hurt, so you and everyone else move slower and more purposefully and thus are much less likely to end up with your skeleton crumpling like tinfoil from being hit by the 200lb walls of muscle traveling at 20mph guarding the end zone.

This is fascinating, you made it safer by making it less safe. You fixed American football. What the fuck.

Hey what’s going on here, what happened

YOU

Hi @shencomix thanks for the boost!!!! :D

THIS IS ALREADY MY FOURTH THIRD SECOND MOST POPULAR COMIC EVER IT MAY WELL BECOME TOP TWO SOON AND I’M GETTING NERVOUS ABOUT NUMBER ONE

Hello new followers!

As someone who has operated live CCTV cameras:

3. Please keep your shirt and pants on

Cat distribution system had a bit of a malfunction 😬

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The Original

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

If I were tumblr famous this would be a smash hit

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

Yelling

Begging

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

The response will be collapsing into a bloody heap!

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one fells me with a single wicked blow now!

Will do, buckaroo. Although, I have no idea how old this post is sooo

oh wow I haven't seen this post in years. how did people find it again? back when I wrote that, I was still a beautiful young maiden of marrying age...

op wasn't this written 3 days ago

time sure flies, huh? those days feel like forever ago. I mean, it's like I'm a completely different person, I don't know what to say. I can still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever...