everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

literally anytime i do anything remotely difficult i suddenly feel as though i am frodo baggins collapsed on mount doom. like i’ll be composing an email and suddenly i cant recall the taste of food nor the sound of water and there’s a giant flaming eyeball hindering my vision and i dont even have my gardeners big strong arms to gently cradle me

lord of the rings + love

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

week 4 of kittenhood is the peak. their ears haven’t even straightened out and they have triangle tails. unbelievable.

Legolas appreciation requested by thearchangelofloki

Gimli: I like Legolas and I’m pretty sure he likes me but unfortunately he is an elf and I a dwarf so we’ll never been more than like, work friends, you know?

Legolas: YOU WOULD DIE BEFORE YOUR STROKE FELL

Gimli: …

Gimli: 

falling series

The Fellowship & Bilbo + 19th Century Character Trope Generator

bonus Sam/Frodo