if you liked me then why didn't you come to my crime scene
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gideon nav loves like a dog who grew up with nothing but a chain around her neck and a bowl of dirty water and that knows that the hand that feeds her is the very same hand that beats her but she still can't help but wag her tail a little when she sees her owner approach
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Lovable Mercymorn
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I see you're locked in my gay and stupid tomb again
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heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting
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my top 5 harrow moments
- “then perish”
- calling a recipe book an ‘instruction manual’
- saying the teens had underdeveloped brains at her wise age of seventeen
- soupgate
- telling ortus he looks like a potato even though she’s never seen one
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trailers are nothing to me anymore like ohhh dramatic music big title card whatever. if it's worth watching then the gay people in my phone will tell me
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It’s an Ursula k le Guin free your mind from the idea of deserving kind of day
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like. harrow only has two short chapters of ntn where she’s fully herself but god she is SO herself. john tells her his whole story and she goes “interesting. i have some notes.” she tells ianthe to die. she makes out with alecto. she passes out. baby you are my forever girl.
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soft n sleepy
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NEVER ask a WOMAN:
- her AGE
- her CAVALIER’S NAME
- what she put in THE SOUP
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I would have said "Philomena The Ninth" but that wasn't as funny.
it is an absolute delight to see you in my notes because i hear the dramatic reading of the miette tweet every time I see your url, thank you for your contribution you are a pleasure to have in class
I AM IN TEARS!!!! this just made my day thank you
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sometimes I getting hit with Pyrrha looking at Alecto, Harrow and Paul and none of them are the same people she has spent 6 months loving and caring for
I firmly believe that Kiriona isn't the saddest girl in the universe because Pyrrha exists and every time I think too long about what she's been through and what she's lost and how many times her all her friends have died leaving her behind and how many times her weird body sharing thrupple situationships have ended with everyone else dead and her alone I feel like I need to go lay in the ocean and cry
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ianthe's poker fantasy
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i can’t express enough the degree to which i screamed when nona was like “ughhh i shouldn’t have mentioned crowns boobs every time i do cam puts a little tally mark in her dumb book” yeah girl she’s trying to see which cringefail lesbian you are!!!! she’s collecting relevant data!!!!!!!