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[ desxderium ]
❝— Uuuh huh. Well I’m a believer in second chances so try again. Least you got the — crowd’s — attention, so it’s a start.❞
❝ Second chances, huh. Not sure that’s the brightest idea around, but I’ll take it. Okay. So how does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry? ❞
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[ walksxinxbeauty ]
“Did they?” Uhura asked with a smile. “It’s Uhura. And you’re Watney, right? From the Ares?”
❝ Uhura. Right. That’s what I meant. Wow I feel like an ass right now. But yes, I am Dr. Watney. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’ve heard a lot about you. ❞
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[ sorcr ]
“well —- i mean, okay fine. they were kinda cute when they hatched. ” there’s a pause and a frown. “ — iwanna take that as a compliment, but then again i don’t —- because i’m just a PIE ? a PIECE of pie ? ”
❝ Please tell me you aren’t one of those people who actual wants a baby pet dinosaur. ❞ he uttered with sheer amazement; it would be insane to think such, especially with one of the more dangerous ones. ❝ What’s wrong with being a piece of a pie? Don’t you like pie? ❞
@paramounticebound liked for a one-liner
❝ And who are you, I have not seen you aboard the USS Ares before. ❞
@ofshxeld liked for a one-liner
❝ Do you think potatoes, alone, can be considered a wholesome meal? ❞
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[ exubiytsa ]
[★] ❝ Not really, Buzz Lightyear. ❞
❝ Buzz Lightyear? I mean, that’s not an insult but I like to think I’m more of a Captain Jack Sparrow. ❞
@desxderium liked for a one-liner
❝ Tough crowd tonight, so I am guessing that is a no to old war stories? ❞
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[ sorcr ]
“they most certainly ARE assholes. velociraptor, i mean —- the girls are kinda cute, but i wouldn’t be hugging them at night. ”
❝ I’m sorry, what part of cute can you see from those big ass lizards? Those things look at me like I’m Christmas dinner. You’re more of like a little piece of key-lime pie. ❞
@ofeterniiity liked for a one-liner
❝ I’m the guy from Mars, you know the one they left. ❞
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[ exubiytsa ]
[★] ❝ Think you’ll need a lot more than the war paint getup. ❞
❝ You don’t I can scare anyone? ❞
@walksxinxbeauty liked for a one-liner
❝ Uhna Uhar UH. I don’t think they spelt your name right. ❞
@sorcr liked for a one-liner
❝ You know why dinosaurs are extinct? It’s because they are FUCKIN’ assholes. Fuck you Velocirpatou whatever the hell it’s named. ❞
@kryptona liked for a one-liner
❝ Supergirl, huh? What’s so great about her anyways? Yeah she might be super, but I’m a botanist. I think that’s A WHOLE LOT cooler. ❞
@exubiytsa liked for a oneliner
❝ So the whole black eye-liner thing, you think that would make me look more menacing? ❞
lowkey like for a one liner?
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[ velmstxr ]
and velma thought working at nasa was going to be all work and no PLAY.
“ are you POSITIVE that’s a replica ? looks pretty legitimate to me – “
not that SHE was going to tell anyone. that’s a job for SECURITY, not a research scientist.
❝ Positive? Well not exactly, but come on it’s just a suit. ❞
of course it was worth thousands of dollars, that had not meant the childish Mark Watney would stay away. he adored pushing the boundaries between what was allowed && what was not he qualified wearing one of the suits as such an occasion.
❝ Want to try it on? It’s pretty cool you know. I feel like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. ❞