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CARTOONJUNKIE

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Important details from the original Hellblazer comics for the Constantine fandom to take note of:

  • John wears an earring in his right ear
  • John makes jokes when he’s embarrassed
  • John is afraid of needles, hospitals and dogs
  • John throws up a lot when he’s anxious or upset
  • John sends his niece souvenirs in the mail when he travels
  • John has punched so many Neo-Nazis in London that they know to avoid him by name
  • John votes progressive
  • John likes The Clash
  • John has fictionally supported AIDS research longer than the US government has in the real world
  • John was a hippie in high school
  • John doesn’t like guns
  • John cried when his father died (even though his father went to Hell for abusing him)
  • John loves his older sister
  • John is mentally ill
  • John is a survivor of attempted rape
  • John habitually lies to policemen
  • John has a crush on Dick Grayson
  • John loves New York City

This has been a PSA about John Constantine thanks

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I can't believe I used to look up to you.

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I know right?! What the fuck is wrong with you!? Why would anyone look up to a piece of shit like me?! I am a literal trash heap, look...Actual footage of me:

That’s right everyone...this is the huge pile of stinking garbage you decided to follow!! *gives you thumbs up but you can see it bc I’m a pile of trash*Have a great rest of your day/night ♥♥♥

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Been a while since I drew this silly shadow boi…

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