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Sirius *having a crisis*: well how did you know?!
James *oblivious*: how did i know...what?
Sirius: well that yk... you fancied blokes too
James: wdym, doesn't everyone find everyone attractive??
Sirius:
James: don't they??
James: don't they Sirius??
Sirius:
Sirius: yk what, you deal with your problems and i'll deal with mine
Barty bites people
like not in a sexy way, he’ll space out and just randomly chomp on the person next to him (usually evan or regulus)
I headcannon this with Sirius also just with James, Remus, and Reggie 🤣🤣🤣
Regulus gets bitten by everyone huh
To be fair I’d bite Regulus too.
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WOLFSTAR GIRLDADS!!!!
Okay so this is cassie (oc) she’s wolfstar’s adopted werewolf daughter, i’ve seen this headcanon floating around and it just made me really soft. I made her a while ago with some friends and she’s very special to me, so bc of that i also ask that if you use her please give me credit. It would make me really sad to see her get stolen:(
Also this background took fucking forever omg but it was worth it🤍
Slytherin: *walks by with a knife in their hand*
Ravenclaw, not looking up from their book: No.
Slytherin, turning around and walking away: *grumbling* They deserve it.
Ravenclaw, still not looking up: I'm sure they do, darling.
Ravenclaw: I hate you. I genuinely despise you
Slytherin: You want to be with me so bad it makes you look stupid
Slytherin: * chugs an entire bottle of water in one go*
Ravenclaw: Dude what the hell! Why would you do that?
Slytherin: Do you know that little voice in people's heads ?
Ravenclaw: ...yes
Slytherin: I was hoping to drown that mf.
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you’d think studying with remus lupin would be productive, but it’s actually quite the opposite. he’s too enamoured by you to think, and thus, you spend the time you should be reading through the properties of mandrake when mixed with star root, stealing glances at each other. he’s sitting across from you, running his fingers against the inside of your palm, biting a smile away, nudging his knees against yours underneath the table just to get you to smile. when he eventually gets banished to another table for distracting you — because really, you do need to study — he sends you love letters in the shape of butterflies, that actually fly.
they’ll say things like, “you look so beautiful when you’re concentrating,” and “stop chewing your lip, otherwise i’ll have to come over there and kiss it better” and eventually you’ll be lured for a ‘study break’ which is really just code for: let’s make out in a storage closet like they do in the muggle movies. so no, they aren’t productive, but they do make your heart race, which is just as good, you think.
Regulus: How does one turn their emotions off?
James: Okay, so first go to settings.
James: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought you said emojis at first.
Regulus: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?
I too would like to go to settings and turn off emotions
Ravenclaw: What's worse, ignorance or apathy?
Slytherin: I don't know, and I don't care.
Ravenclaw: Nvm, it's you.
I just want people to love ravenclaws and slytherins together so much.
hot girls scroll through marauders fanart on pinterest while they sit beside their homophobic grandma
