Men will be like ‘Billie Eilish makes music for girls who think they’re tough but can’t ask for more napkins’ while they listen to Eminem.
What the fuck does this mean
Where did we lose you
An abandoned Kmart parking lot just before dawn
Jesus I didnt say a whole different dimension
There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies
I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute
i saw one and nearly shat myself thinking it was a fairy
Plant people probably hate all aphids but fairies have to eat something
night sluts
they’re called vampires
Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”
me when my room is being haunted by ghosts
Be like Matt , and save the planet
true romance
Just so y'all know, there’s more lol
I can’t stop laughing at this
A READ
my account is rated G for girls, gays and goths
this is what peaking on molly feels like
But whats the name of the remix tho?
oh the nineties
i know right that dress is terrible
Minecraft is the most romantic video game
Fuck Netflix and chill baby let’s make a dirt house
Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!
They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!
Oh yeah babey
