here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

teamwork

Семейный вечер

Best add I seen on this site

Franz Kafka, Letters To Felice (via wordsnquotes)

WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION

UNMUTE THIS

I’m the dog

My emotion right now is this dog.

Lin-Manuel Miranda has this ability that he can create lyrics that speak to people in so many different levels. For example, there’s this one from In the Heights to which i can relate so much

Elder Scrolls VI Prediction

You are a Sad Dad. The Aldmeri Dominion has imprisoned you somewhere on the coast of Valenwood. The Thalmor will let you out of jail if you give them the location of your infant baby. Or for just 1000 credits you can bribe a guard, skip the tutorial, and run away.

You are free from prison, and your adventure begins.

Somewhere in the woods, you meet an old Bosmer. They are a Spinner, one of the venerated keepers of Y’ffre’s art of storytelling. They tell you that you must embark on a journey to save Valenwood from a terrible fate. But to understand your destiny, you must first look to the past.

“Tell me what happened,” you say, wisely avoiding the sarcastic dialogue option.

“Ask nicely,” says the Spinner.

You realize that you were supposed to pick the speech check highlighted in yellow. “Please tell me what happened.”

“Sit and close your eyes.”

Your mind is carried far away, into a world shaped by the Spinner’s description. The air is cold. You can’t move your hands. You are sitting in a moving cart. And you are surrounded by Nords.

*screams into the Void*

i be having full blown conversation with myself

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

“You’re always so dramatic.” - Peggy Carter

@memecaptainsteverogers

I mean, I just call them “Awesome Thing I Can Now Do” #s 1-22 or so. But I do like some of those titles. 

The rotisserie chicken will always be my favorite.

MAH BOI, NICK.

Tickle tickle

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES