🤨 low q oscar eyebrow dump
i see you alex albon
every post about oscar piastri going viral like police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his melbourne home that he sold in 2023😭
He's got that sleeper build
fuck the pot of gold, there’s lando waiting at the end of this rainbow
rip sebastian vettel you would have loved oscar visiting the great barrier reef
Lando in 2022:
"I don't know any of the new drivers"
Lando in 2023 directly to his new teammate Oscar:
how could I have forgotten "you've got quite big arms" poor widdle wando couldn't beat oscah in an arm westle 🥺
Lando in 2022 but before the other time he commented on his height
“You want GP to sit in a chair and... what? Watch me fuck you?”
“Yes,” Charles replied grumpily.
“And you want him to talk me through it like I’m on a hot lap?”
“Yes!” Charles said, a little less grumpy and more relieved.
"You want Gianpiero Lambiase to tell me how to fuck you,” Max clarified.
OR: The GP Fic™
Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen/Gianpiero Lambiase | 15k | Read on AO3
Part III of lestappen + guest series.
Broke: Wanting F1 Academy to succeed because it’s important that women in motorsport are taken seriously and we have a strong support series to get women into F1.
Woke: Wanting F1 Academy to succeed because you’re a horny bisexual motorsport fan who’s running out of Susie Wolff and Michèle Mouton edits…
my sweetest little duckling in baby blue 🩵
the interaction is now unlocked from both pov's
This right here is my favourite thing, ever. In the history of forever. I think about this every day. I think about this all night long. I stay awake, not sleeping, because I'm thinking about this.
charles trying on his new suit for the first time and only caring about having a tight waist because "it's what he asked for"
you can't make this shit up