people change people

literal legend!

i was made to be the sweetest girl ever. it’s on you if i turn evil

Girls will see you undergoing a hideous transformation and point at your sloughed off skin and be like "are you gonna eat that"

It's been so hot already this year that our heat pump hasn't stopped running, and we had to cut the power to it and use blow dryers to thaw it out last night because it was completely full of ice to the point the blower couldn't pull air into the vents lol.

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

How the fuck do you have an ex-Uncle?

he was my uncle but hes not anymore

bro stop talking about yearning. go make mistakes and learn

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

obsessed with stories that start out silly and stupid and then turn out to be deep and heartbreaking in their beauty. like okay, make me cry at midnight while i reflect on the true meaning of friendship i guess

I know this will bother unhealed adults, but the real world, more often than not, does give you second chances and do overs. Very rarely are things set in stone. And people, especially young people, deserve to know that. Because lording the idea that they can never mess up, even once, does a lot more damage than good.

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

You understand me

how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

Do you ever see some discourse float by and think “Maybe I’m not hanging out on the worst parts of Tumblr, actually”

jesus fucking christ

i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

"This ship is boring," and it's just a couple that loves, supports, trusts, and respects one another.