i srsly hate my life
i love it when my sister tells me she's here for me whenever but as soon as i tell her im feeling like shit she just fucking ignores me
Iris had given their mother's ashes to the field of Avalon Bluff. And she decided somewhere in the east would be more fitting for her brother. A place that was green and promising, with hills that never seemed to end.
— if he were them, he would silently watch him draw away, too. it was better this way. he had not fought with anyone for so long. he had not been angry for weeks.
Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.
im so so so tired
@usergif New Year, New Fonts: Day 4 - Three Typefaces
Midnights (Taylor Swift) x The Starless Sea (Erin Morgenstern): thematic parallels and atmospheric storytelling [fonts used]
Peanuts December 31, 1970
Percy Jackson burning the blue jellybeans as an offering to try and talk to his mom instead of his dad who’s a literal god. He was so right for that Sally Jackson is the only goddess I know
I've got sun in my motherfuckin' pocket
Christmas with Blackpink <3
pretty cool ship you've got there. have you considered adding another guy to it though
dude trying to bargain their way onto noah's ark
you're a parent too? i don't feel so alone in here anymore 😂 i felt way too old for tumblr with a toddler lol
hi!! omg i felt the same way 😭 tho my baby was just born in october so im a new mom lol but this is so cool, let's be friends 🥹💞