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i cant stand adventuring with necromancers 🤦‍♂️. you know what really gets to me? they never TELL you they're a necromancer. they always use some normal spells at first. like ice spike and shit. and then you turn around to look at your party and you notice there's one extra person there. yeeep. they resurrected the researcher that died before us and left a journal warning us of the incoming dangers at the dungeon. and you know you can't tell them shit. you hurt a wizards' feelings and they fireball you into a pile of dust while you're sleeping and cook a potion with your ashes. 🤦‍♂️

and before anyone says anything i dont have anything against conjurers. just wish more of them had the common fucking sense to summon elemental spirits or whatever.

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

hey, wanna know something cool?

a little over a century ago, the polar explorer Ernest Shackleton lost the ship Endurance when attempting to make a land crossing of the antarctic.

soon after, the ship would be crushed by the surrounding ice as it shifted, and it would sink about 10,000 feet to the sea floor.

BUT THEN

2 years ago, national geographic was able to locate the HMS endurance and found it in an incredibly well preserved state!

the leader of the expedition, Mensun Bound, said "This is by far the finest wooden shipwreck I have ever seen. It is upright, well proud of the seabed, intact, and in a brilliant state of preservation."

Carolyn Jones Vs. Lara Parker

Propaganda

Carolyn Jones - (The Addams Family) - The OG goth queen! Admit it, you're still not sure if you're in love with Morticia Addams, or if you want her to adopt you? Maybe both?

Lara Parker - (Dark Shadows) - she plays Angelique, a witch out to get revenge on her vampire ex. I can't think of a single actress who plays evil with such delight (except maybe katie mcgrath)

Master Poll List of the Hot Vintage TV Ladies Bracket

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i'm always a bit unsettled by disdain for intellectual or creative labor in leftist spaces. there's this commonly held belief that academics are a bunch of rich old white men, rather than a wide variety of people who are barely getting by. most lecturers in universities are adjuncts living paycheck to paycheck. authors make very little money as a general rule. most researchers are overworked and underpaid. and yet there's still this idea that academics are overcompensated to sit around and smoke cigars together while making shit up

Barbara Eden Vs. Kathryn Leigh Scott

Propaganda

Barbara Eden - (I Dream of Jeannie, Harper Valley PTA, Sabrina the Teenage Witch) - so so so beautiful and bubbly as Jeannie! I can't help but smile when I see her smiling. Here's her looking super cute in IDOJ and here's some more pics (pics below the cut)

Kathryn Leigh Scott - (Dark Shadows) - literally so freaking beautiful. i met her last year and i was freaking shaking. first time i saw her was Dark Shadows ep. 250 with her in the wedding dress preparing to kill a vampire and I thought she was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. i love her and all of her Dark Shadows characters <3

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TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

okay, yeah this is pretty funny

And they actually met 😭

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/04/09/solar-eclipse-new-york-teacher/

dio and pucci as virgil n dante^^

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

Happy 10th Anniversary of Scoob and Shag! We got you a new episode. What did you get us?

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

You sold some shitty copper, man, I don’t know what to tell you