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yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

have you guys considered hobbies

all i ever think about is tabletop roleplaying games and getting rawed

have you considered skincare

Just an FYI on FaceApp...

Not to be that person but just thought I’d give people a heads up, just in case you’d hate for your face to be a profile pic for some Russian bot account on social media....

you can always squeeze in a 10 minute study session and you can always afford a 10 minute break

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

please bless me, oh lord of the great white ducky bird ones. 😂 🤣

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

#if you use this argument w/ annoying straight boys there is literally no way they can win#oh so you disagree?#you think boys w/ short hair are hotter? (via)

This is literally the best thing I’ve ever read.

maybe…. undocumented immigrants deserve healthcare bc they’re human beings and that’s a good enough reason by itself

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

For context

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

once again scottish twt comes through

actually i DO have a blog aesthetic its called ‘i post what i like’

White people about to be mad af reblog

I’ve never seen a more accurate statement than this one

This take is spicy and I love the burn

Sad but true

Never have I ever reblogged something so fast and wholeheartedly BE A BITCH IF IT MEANS BEING SAFE, THEY AIN’T WORTH IT

if you are seeing this, you are going to prosper. you are experiencing a new part of your life where you will bloom into a better version of yourself and flourish. abundance is coming your way; love is coming your way; peace and clarity are coming your way. you have nothing to fear and even less to worry about. the darkness around you has been the soil and you are now getting ready to sprout. you are going to prosper

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016) dir. Joe and Anthony Russo