yo i need a new promo and i’m gonna make one but if someone wants to make one for me that doesn’t suck (because the one i would make would suck lmao) that’d be neat
hey bitches i’m here i’m queer and i cried over wkm
i’m ready to write
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guess who watched wkm
you don’t have to guess, it was your bitch, noah
space guitar! 💫
Sassy Mark for your viewing pleasure! @markiplier
The real me
How would each of the Ego's react to a small child running up to them and hugging their leg?
There’s so many Iplier Egos, I’m not gonna do this for all of them. But I’ll definitely do the handful that first come to mind.
Dark wouldn’t react, at first, but He’d sort of… accept it. In the same long-suffering manner as an unhappy feline being manhandled by a toddler, He wouldn’t try to hurt the child, but would nonetheless be relieved when the tyke finally lets go. (But He’s a secret sweetie when it comes to kids, so don’t be fooled by that gruff exterior. He’s melting on the inside.)
Wilford would be delighted and immediately start tickling the kid (in the non-fatal way!). He’d also give them tons of sugary sweets and run around with them. In some ways, he’s like a big kid himself.
Bing would be stoked at having a human buddy and would offer to show the little one some sick skateboard tricks.
Google would immediately pull up a web search on child behaviour. After realizing the leg-hug was a sign of affection, he would be inclined to offer the child himself as a playmate for a tea party or kickball, or some other youthful diversion his search results told him kids like.
The Host would smile and offer to tell the child a story.
y’all!!!!!!!! we just hit over 500 followers!!!! why????? i dunno!!!! but i love all of you!!!!!
ego aesthetics series - #01: wilford warfstache
↪ ❝Listen to ol’ Warfie cause…uh…Wilford knows best.❞
there’s a man behind the music. he’s got a heart, soul, and a reason to live.
listen closely to the songs he plays, because they speak the words he fails to say.
Oʟɪᴠᴇʀ Bʟᴀᴋᴇ Wʏᴀᴛᴛ. Iɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ. Sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ. Sɪɴɢʟᴇ Sʜɪᴘ. Mᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ.
promo credit to @solavulpes
Empty coffee mugs, Sᴄᴀᴛᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ paperwork… Just another 𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉.
b̟̥͔̫͎̕o̟o̮͎̜͎ͅp̴̝͚̦
hi yes so i wanted to try this gif thing
I̷ CA̛N ͜ ͜ ҉ ̶G͞I͟V̡E͘ ́ ̸ ̕ ͞ ̡ ͠ ͜ ̴ ̧ Y̷ǪU ̵
͏ ͘ ͝ A ̴N̸ ͠Y ͟T͟ H͠ ҉I̷ ͡N G̷
Don’t touch Senpai
i am 9 followers away from 500 !! i made this blog almost a year ago (aug. 13 is the anniversary) and it’s crazy how fast it’s grown !! thank you all so much. i’m not sure what i’m gonna do when i hit 500, but i’ll definitely do something !
it dat boi
Danti being cute