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Ryan

@torontofarmboi

19 | Canadian | Hot chocolate addict | Bisexual | ADHD | Currently subsisting on instant ramen, frozen pizza, fruit teas, pepperettes and a horrible sleep schedule
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"Humble leafy greens? ?! As if they're eating a salad?! THEY HAD TO EAT ANIMAL FEED. MANY CHILDREN STARVED TO DEATH

"Wartime hunger" you fucking liar?! It's a planned starvation!

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997

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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drtanner

TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???

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Worst or...best?

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ailithnight

What this exhibit needs is a full replica of a wooly rhinoceros skeleton (or at least a picture, but I think seeing it in 3D space would be better) right beside it so we can really get a sense for how fucked up this reconstruction is.

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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."

fuck up, die

What's even more funny is during all of this, Elon Musk is waging a massive public PR campaign to get the Tesla board to give him $56,000,000,000 (that's $56 billion) and for the most part

If anyone of us were even 1/1000000 as bad as our jobs the way Elon Musk is at his we'd be fired months ago, let alone asking for more than the GDP of Wyoming in compensation.

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espanolbot2

Hm, isn't Tesla where he got the loans to buy Twitter or something? Would Tesla tanking effect his other businesses in some manner?

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maswartz

Go Fash Lose Cash I wish I could take credit for that.

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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...

biden's reasoning is the tiktok ban "protects national security". lmfao

holy fuck, they are so horribly angry at the constant mockery of their failings among the young and impressionable. they're FURIOUS that there is a means of propaganda dissemination that they don't have complete control over during such a critical time of people coming to the realization "wow this place and the people who run it and everything they stand for fucking sucks".

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omtai

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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doublism

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”

I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.

We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”

No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.

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