I will never not reblog this
Accurate.
This is the best post I’ve ever seen
accurate
Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan
YALL STOP DELETING CAPTIONS THIS WAS AN IMPORTANT DEVELOPMENT
summary: bucky barnes is hollywood’s fuckboy and his pr team is sick of cleaning up his mess. when they ask you, an up-and-coming actress, to be his fake girlfriend you have no idea what lies ahead. the only thing left to do is try not to fall in love with the handsome asshole.
pairing: actor!bucky barnes x f!actress!reader
warnings: fake dating, enemies to lovers, slow burn, some chapters will include fake social media au’s | chapter specific warnings will be given — 18+ only
— one : the first meeting (january 19, 2022)
— two : the first date
— three : the post that broke the internet
— four : the second date
— five : the paparazzi walk
— six : the first night over
— seven : the scandal
— eight : the breakup
— nine : the beginning
— ten : the end
Summary: In a city ruled by gangsters, nothing is ever simple.
𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 — they're not in love, they're not even friends, he's just her boss but a one night stand does give them something that'll keep them connected forever but he's married and has much too loose.
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 — age-gap(reader late 20s, bucky late 30s), cheating, pregnancy, babies, smut, swearing, Bucky's an asshole, so is his wife, angst, fluff (more to come) – ceo!bucky x pregnant!white!female reader.
𝐚/𝐧 — I can't seem to stop making series on here but here's a series that's a personal fave of mine already– like always, if you're interested and want to be tagged in upcoming chapters, let me know!
chapters
dude wait you actually like milk? milk tastes so gross...
whatever man, milk-shame me all u want but my calcium levels are off the fucking charts so call me in 50 years when i’m MegaGrandpa with the strongest & deadliest bones this earth has ever witnessed
What is happening
[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]
"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"
"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"
"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"
"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"
"In my MOUTH?"
"In your mouth, in your mouth"
[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?
"Yeah almost like a walrus"
"And I just... I give it to..?"
"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"
[does it, people cheer]
".......thank you?"
I am fully convinced that this guy once messed with the fae, there is no other explanation for how he gets into these situations.
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
THATS TUPPERWARE
i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?
delaware is too powerful
what the fuck
Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?
I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
.....ace hardware....?
this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post
but at what cost
This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.
he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???
delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful
From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?
it is now
@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?
Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???
software ??
I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.
I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.
oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements
that's fucking adele
isn’t delaware that place you go when you die
youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there
how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made
we live in america?
I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time
..... are you talking about Doordash???
Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.
Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)
stop i do not want to think about this
Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet
Everyone on this post:
I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on
Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet.
Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."
isn't delaware the god of the sea
Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?
delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword
Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.
what have i created
I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame
I took my father to see Rogue One today. I’ve wanted to take him for a while. I wanted my Mexican father, with his thick Mexican accent, to experience what it was like to see a hero in a blockbuster film, speak the way he does. And although I wasn’t sure if it was going to resonate with him, I took him anyway. When Diego Luna’s character came on screen and started speaking, my dad nudged me and said, “he has a heavy accent.” I was like, “Yup.” When the film was over and we were walking to the car, he turns to me and says, “did you notice that he had an accent?” And I said, “Yeah dad, just like yours.” Then my dad asked me if the film had made a lot of money. I told him it was the second highest grossing film of 2016 despite it only being out for 18 days in 2016 (since new year just came around). He then asked me if people liked the film, I told him that it had a huge following online and great reviews. He then asked me why Diego Luna hadn’t changed his accent and I told him that Diego has openly talked about keeping his accent and how proud he is of it. And my dad was silent for a while and then he said, “And he was a main character.” And I said, “He was.” And my dad was so happy. As we drove home he started telling me about other Mexican actors that he thinks should be in movies in America. Representation matters.
Hi meg, first of all thank you for everything you do. Second I was wondering if you knew about this Bucky x reader social au where they are secretly dating and reader wants to come out but Bucky refuses, and he flirts with another agent, then reader meets a oc at a party and Bucky gets jealous
Oh yeah I know this one, it’s frustrating hahaha, wanna smack Bucky update the head!! It sounds like “Who Do You Love” by @barnesjamcs :)
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
I love this
Bro, if she shows up in NY the stuff will be ugly It will get even worse for him if they are costly together in NY.
I don’t want them coming back... Mexico can keep them. Fuck
We don't want them 💀
If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers
This level of hypercuriosity and stubbornness is something I can’t help but respect
Bucky Barnes x Immortal!Reader
Summary: You and Bucky found out you are both soulmates. Who would be so cruel to pair you up with a superhero?
Author’s Note: I had come up with this summary awhile ago and I’m just now starting it lmao, oops! Better late then never i guess. Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys! Reader is Lady Deadpool just so everyone is aware.
Warnings: fluff!, angst, immortal reader, unrequited love, SMUT!! [do not read if you’re not 18+]
Not You, Again
I Mean, I Guess You’re Okay
