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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)
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girl, interrupted (by having to go to work)
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no-soy-nadie-ninada-deactivated
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oh yeah this would do numbers* on tumblr
*2 likes from beloved mutuals
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Anonymous asked:
this may seem weird to say unsolicited but I am not, in fact, a wolf (of any type, such as "big bad") and, in fact, I am your grandma. It might seem counter intuitive because of the size of several of my body parts, such as my ears and my mouth, but the reality is that I am your grandma.
don't worry I believe you
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talking to my infant son like im a youtuber
Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food
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the universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but girl please.
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In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder
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america is a nation that can be defined in a single word. asafussaghunggh. escuse me
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The godfather remake is really something
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IS THERE AN EMPATH ON THE PLANE
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i am at a point in my life.