Sokka: There are three ways to do this. The easy way, the hard way, and the Sokka way.
Zuko: Isn’t the Sokka way also the wrong way?
Sokka: Yeah but it’s faster
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What she says: I’m fine What she means: WHY was it canon that Aang and Katara were horrible parents? Aang grew up with loving father figures who he then lost and Katara lost her mother at a young age but was shown to be a very nurturing and mothering person in general. It makes no sense for their kids to talk about how they were neglectful because you know damn well that individually Aang and Katara were loving people who would never want a child to feel unloved, let alone their own.
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Plus? Why would Aang not be fully accepting of his non bending and water bending kid. He’d be equally happy to share love with his kids. Plus, Katara would not have let Bumi and Kya not go on the trips too. And if Sokka found out, he would be pissed.
Also toph?? Like I guess I kind of understand how her parents were super strict so she was super laid back? But they portray toph as if she’s still that 12 year old girl with a temper who is not willing to admit that she’s wrong. LOK creators think that she didn’t mature at all?? Even in her old age she acted like a preteen brat with Korra in the swamp. And don’t even get me started on the fact that all other members of the gaang would let toph neglect her daughters like that. Like ??? No. So in conclusion,,,,, the LOK creators didn’t do a good job on their character studies from Atla.
I love Lin just as much as the next person, but I will never forgive her for popping Naga’s ball. She just wanted to play fetch :((((((
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Honestly I really dislike Katara. She whines way too much and never adds any real value to the story, and—okay now that I have your attention, what would Zuko name his pet turtleduck?? Like I’ve seen some theories but I really need some confrimation on this.
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this post gave me whiplash
Sorry... good name suggestion though
I love how nothing in the atla universe has an American name (obviously) except for Zuko’s pet turtle duck and I completely support this movement
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Toph: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week
Aang: Why?
Toph: Builds character.
Aang: But Toph your parents are rich.
Toph: Did I fuckign stutter
Aang: (->:^O)
Zuko: She’s right.
Aang: But your family is -
Zuko: That’s how I know.
Zuko and Toph are rich kids who know that rich people need to not be so rich.
I could totally picture the blind bandit and the blue spirit teaming up to become Robin Hood. They would be notorious vigilantes in the wealthy areas but total heroes in the poor areas.
It literally warms my heart that even in his old age, Zuko is still an awkward turtle duck. Like, in LOK when he’s in the elevator with the twins and Korra’s dad,,, and he’s like Haha I once hired an assassin to kill the avatar. Korra’s dad is like ???? Excuse me?? And Zuko’s like It didn’t work ://
God he’s so awkward I love him so much
I’m just confused about how lightening went from Azula’s deadly weapon that managed to almost kill both Aang and Zuko, to Mako’s fun little party trick that deals like +2 damage
May I present to you
Zuko: *Sneaks into the room wearing a huge coat*
Sokka: What’s with the coat?
Zuko’s coat: *Quacks*
Zuko: Drugs
Skater Zukka Headcannon
- Zuko is a classic emo skater boy (+extra points for the scar)
- When he isn’t at his uncle’s tea shop, he’s at the local skate park
- He likes to teach the kids there for free because no one was there to teach him when he first started
- If you asked people at his school about zuko, you would get 300000 different rumors about him
- “I heard he stabbed someone because they said good morning to him”
- Zuko is Tsundere ™
- On the other hand
- Sokka wouldn’t fully believe the rumors about zuko
- But he would still be wary of him
- Until one day he goes into Iroh’s tea shop because his usual cafe is closed for renevations
- And he sees Zuko with his hair up in a messy ponytail, a turtle duck shirt on, and an apron with flour on it while he squats down to give a little girl a free cookie
- And his world is shattered
- Who is this cute boy i only know Brooding Stabs-People-because-of-a-Hello Zuko
- Anyways sokka, being the smooth b*tch that he is, promptly trips over a chair and spills tea all over the floor
- Zuko is Pissed because now he has to clean it all up
- Sokka apologizes profusely and offers to help
- The two boys mop together
- While they mop they get to know each other a little bit
- Zuko isn’t really sure what to make of this Hot Boy ™ bc the only friends he’s ever had we’re Mai and Ty Lee but they were always with Azula
- Anyways Sokka finally gets his shit together and gives Zuko his number
- After they both leave the shop, Zuko waits a whole 3 minutes after he gets home to text Sokka
“Hello, Zuko here”- And they end up talking for a while
- Fast forward and Zuko finds the balls to ask Sokka out on a date
- Zuko takes Sokka to his skate park
- A little boy runs up to Zuko and yells about how he missed him and that he wants another lesson
- Zuko is Embarrassed
- Sokka is 3 seconds away from being a melted pile of fluff on the ground
- Oh my god how is he so cute everything people say is a lie this boy is the cutest boy in the entire world omfg-
- Zuko tries to teach Sokka how to Ollie
- Sokka falls straight into Zuko’s arms
- They both fall to the ground and are really close and their faces are almost touching and then-
- Both boys get extremely flustered and Get up as fast as possible
- Sokka perfects the Ollie pretty quickly after that (because he is a natural)
- On the way home Sokka thanks Zuko for teaching him and ends the night with a quick peck to the cheek
- He runs inside right after and turns and looks out the window to see Zuko standing there wide-eyed and flushed
- Zuko stands there for a whole 3 minutes before turning to go home
- And scene (gotta love zukka fluff)
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HAHAHH AMAZING OMG 😻😻 I LOVE IT
Sokka: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Zuko: I never had one.
Sokka: An imagination or a childhood??
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Zuko in that one scene before Sozin’s comet
But I don’t think Aang is a vegan. I mean, he doesn’t eat meat, but he never mentions refusing to eat honey, and he repeatedly uses animal fur for disguises?
He at least has no problem eating Eggs, if you're willing to give The Great Divide any sort of credibility.
Good point! I couldn’t for the life of me remember if I’d ever seen him eating eggs or honey.
Well, regardless, op is still funny as hell.
Omg thank u 🥺 the inspiration hit me at like 4am and I was like Must Do This Right Now. I’m pretty sure he is a confirmed vegetarian? I was going off of that one post where it’s like Sozin woke up thinking he was gonna take over the world but got his bending taken away by a 12 year old vegan (credit where credits due I just have no idea who wrote that) sksjdjsiak
I love the vegan discourse though lol this is amazing
Hi I just read this post and I just wanted to make sure that people read it through. I’m so sorry for making this joke and I didn’t mean any offense or judgement of Aang’s diet. I genuinely couldn’t remember if Aang was a vegetarian or a vegan but that’s not an excuse for me not doing a quick google search.
Please stay aware everyone :)
*After accidentally losing Aang*
Sokka: Katara, please stop yelling. Look, Toph and I made a map of all of the possible places he could be
Katara:
Katara: This is a map of the whole world
Sokka: Yeah we have no idea where Aang is
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On the balloon to boiling rock
Zuko: wait, so your dad NEVER hit you, even when you weren’t as good as your prodigy sister? Wow he sounds amazing no wonder you wanna rescue him.
Sokka: *concerned* dude, not hitting your kid is like, the baseline for being a half-decent parent. That and like, feeding your kid.
Zuko:*shocked* HE NEVER MADE YOU SKIP MEALS WHEN YOU MESSED UP EITHER?!
*Later*
Sokka: *holds Zuko out in front of him by the armpits, dangling him in front of Hakoda* This is yours now.
I feel like Hakoda would take all of an hour of meeting Zuko after Boiling Rock for him to realize why he was to adopt the child and have found a legal way to do so.
Also, Sokka offering his father an extra child is just perfect.
Zuko: Woah your dad fed you AND didn’t hit you??
Sokka:
Zuko only drinks piping hot black coffee and Sokka exclusively drinks double chocolatey chip Frappuccinos with extra whipped cream. Sokka thinks Zuko’s plain black coffee is Devil Juice and Zuko thinks Sokka’s drink is diabetes in a cup.
(I firmly believe Zuko’s family to consist of “black coffee is the only real coffee” people)
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no more swimming discourse. we are bullying zuko for not being good at technology now.
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Computer: Confirm password.
Zuko, typing: Yes, this is my password.
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zuko has a god like typing speed though (it’s the anxiety)
Site: prove ur not a robot!
Zuko, nearing tears: I don’t know how!
I drew it, sorry for the quality
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peep the turtleduck at the back of the laptop tho holy shit
Thank you I felt the turtleducks were very necessary additions XD
Computer: Press any key to continue
Zuko: *sweating profusely* WHERE’S THE ANY KEY