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you + your hobbies

@elfiepike / elfiepike.tumblr.com

formerly thenjw ๐Ÿ”ฎ they/them ๐ŸŽ‰ 90% is queued
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the-marron

Fandom: Guardian 2018

Pairing: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan

Characters: Shen Wei, Zhao Yunlan, Ye Zun

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Inspired by Casino Royale, Undercover, Flirting, First Meetings, Shen Wei imprints like a duckling

Summary: Shen Wei goes undercover and meets an opponent he wasn't quite ready for

"Masks" fill for @guardianbingo

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jessaerys

we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood

What the fuck is whump

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acidbathcat

i see you have replies but theyโ€™re a little innocent. whump as i personally have seen is borderline fetish content and sometimes outright fetish content. for example amputee sex. your character has a disability, serious physical illness, or has become so wounded they canโ€™t take care of themselves so the other person in the ship has to do it. only itโ€™s extremely condescending and very creepy. just search #whump on here and read one single text post it will make you shudder

whump is when a character is harassed and beaten and dominated and tortured and victimized and used and abused and humiliated and tormented and maltreated and molested and brutalized and wounded and maimed and martyred and persecuted and amputated and burned at the stake and crucified for your sins and their whole family is killed in front of their eyes and their village is burned down to the ground and they're flayed alive and they are bruised and bleeding and crying and sobbing and throwing up and asking god why he has forsaken sorry i got so horny i forgot where i was going with this

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bonnini

Excuse me?????

the fact that movie adaptations of The Three Musketeers arenโ€™t consistently giving me crazy cat man Richelieu is honestly so outrageous I want to see - NO I DEMAND to see the Red Eminence draw up important documents and plot to destroy Franceโ€™s enemies while Soumise naps in his lap and Ludoviska tries to knock ink bottles off the table!!! Wake up how are movie studios not taking this excellent opportunity to give us Richelieu lounging on an armchair in the dark and petting cats like a moustache twirling Bond villain hello??????????????????????????????????????

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mochlus

This tiny gray cat showed up in our backyard and we were like oh shes so small she must be a little baby kitten, we have to help her, so we got her inside and took her to the vet and they were like nope. no she has all her adult teeth. shes just small. she's literally just that small.

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sinnahsaint

I always figured the babies had such serious faces because they were learning so hard. Like, learning to dance(for a baby) is just another skill like learning to hold a spoon or throw a ball.

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appendingfic

Babies do not understand the relative utility of the skills they are learning so must approach all with the same level of intensity

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apeacebone

Okay with the caveat that I have not personally verified this, but it does appear to be supported by google support threads and their abuse policy--

User sloan_spencer_author on instagram reports that another author they know had their Google docs access suspended for sharing explicit content.

I know that lots of y'all on f1blr use google docs, so I'd encourage you to back up your work locally (on your hard drive/an external drive). I don't know what a good alternative is--I've been using Proton Drive (since I already pay for a Proton email) and I don't see anything in the terms of service about prohibiting explicit content, so. Maybe that and Word or OfficeLibre? Man, I don't know. Our cyberpunk dystopia sucks.

Relevant: when I searched "Google docs ban on explicit work" I found the following link, in which the IT Director for the Tom of Finland Foundation posted about their Drive being monitored for sexually explicit material.

I am the IT Director for the Tom of Finland Foundation, a 501(c)3 non-profit, dedicated to protecting, preserving, and promoting the erotic arts for over three and a half decades.
We were just notified that files have been restricted on our private, access-restricted drive. They often contain nudity which is 100% consensual, completely legal, and for artistic purposes.

This was originally posted February 2, 2023.

I wish I had better advice, but... yeah. Back things up.

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