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Poseidon's little girl

@onlydaughterofposeidon / onlydaughterofposeidon.tumblr.com

He may have 2 or 3 sons in the book, but I'm his only daughter! I'm female in her mid 20's
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otherwindow

Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

  • Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.
  • Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.
  • Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.
  • Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.
  • Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

me to zombies:

Thank you all for the responses!!!! I got a few more notes to share from folks asking me about this setting :D

  • It’s incredibly risky to attack zombies. The scent of the attacker’s aggressive intent coupled with spilled pungent rotten blood drives other zombies into a frenzy.
  • Zombies given funeral rites grow flowers within their bodies, eventually bursting from their chest and head area. These zombies are naturally gentle and their presence tames other zombies in the vicinity. Due to their helpfulness, it’s taboo to harm “blooming” undead:
  • Sweaty summers are the worst and everyone hopes they have enough dried flowers to last the winter. 
  • It’s a colourful apocalypse! An overabundance of flowers in the world leads to plenty of dyes and busy little honey bees!! Scented candles are a thriving export.
  • Survivors who help spread flowers, look after “blooming” undead, cull the hordes, and herd zombies away from safe areas are affectionately called Florists.
  • Regular weapons such as guns and knives are still used but everyone prefers perfumed water guns, spray bottles, and incense.
  • Zombies are so overwhelmed by the pleasant scent of rain that entire hordes cease movement until it’s gone.
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angstyclowns
Anonymous asked:

Dragon whoever whose wings are extremely sensitive in human form and the reader using it to just tease the shit out if them until they literally loose it and either cum untouched or go feral

Oooh hoo hoooo

!!!NSFW!!!

Dragon! Alpha! Katsuki Bakugo and Denki Kaminari x Omega! reader!

Denki Kaminari

  • Denki is...not necessarily the best when it comes to females tough. 
  • Nevertheless yours, On his wings. 
  • You bet your sweet ass he’s soaking up the attention,seeing just how far you can drag him.
  • He’s dragging himself all over you, purring as you stroke the bridge that connects his wings to his back.
  • He’s just all over you
  • Claws are begging and grasping at your hair and tits and anything he can get his hands on. 
  • He’s moaning in your ear, mindlessly and shamelessly grinding against your legs like a dog. 
  • He can feel himself edging closer and closer to release.
  • It’s almost aching how close he is. 
  • Your speed up you fingers and how fast your rubbing the wings and suddenly all he can see is white.
  • His hips are stilling and he’s creaming his pants like a horny teenage boy all over again. 
  • You simply laugh before rubbing his back sympathetically, teasing him as he goes to change bottoms.

Katsuki Bakugo

  • Katsuki hates people touching his wings.
  • Not because it hurts or he’s a sensitive little bitch, like some electric dragons, but because he can’t control himself.
  • You knew this when you accidentally yanked one mid heat run through. 
  • He immediately began pounding into you. 
  • He was wild. Teeth snarling, biting into you, completely rejuvenated.
  • It was like you unlocked boss mode. 
  • Your hips were bruised with how hard he was holding them 
  • You were panting and whining and sobbing into his chest and neck, euphoria pulsating in waves through you. 
  • Katsuki goes absolutely rabbid when someone touches his wings.
  • Straight up feral
  • He’s pinning you down and tearing your clothes off without a second thought
  • Yeah, unless your ready to not walk and nurse your legs for the next day or two, don’t touch his wings. 
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pjsblogs-dc

Let say hypothetically. . . .

Established Relationship

Dick Grayson X Reader

Summary

Dick was worried that you wouldn’t get along with his family.

Little did you know how wrong he was… .

Warning

It illegal I promise

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Dick was working on paperwork at the police station when you gave him a call. he was worried for a spilt second, he had final caved and let you met his family last night. You seemed to get along great with them. So great that you wanted to spend the day with them even thou he had to work. He didn’t like the idea but you promised him that you would call of something came up.

“Hey sunshine,“ Dick said “What can I do for you?“

“Hi,“ you said in a tone causing Dick to sit up. It wasn’t a panicked tone, it was a mischief tone, whatever you were about to say next he knew he wouldn’t like.

“So, let say, you know, hypothetically-“

“No!“ Dick said “Whatever it is, no!“

“But you haven’t even heard it.“

“Still no.“ Dick said “Your hypothetical are always real life question. I don’t want to know.“

“But I promise this one isn’t illegal.“

Dick sighed.

I love this so much!

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bail out

I knew I had to do this one soon because this is one of the only sero requests I got </3 

Sero x reader

warnings: smut, car sex, drug use, sex under the influence, oral, fingering, swearing, bashing on some movies, 

word count: 2,400 (about) 

Summary: Sero can count on one hand the number of dates you’ve had in the last mouth he didn’t have to save you from. But it’s not like he minds, he loves to be your bail out hero.

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aeliad

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

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pluts04

Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

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Anonymous asked:

Thrists yes pls what about kaminari seeing his female s/o wearing his hero suit in nothing but a bra and just instantly pouncing on her 🥴🥴🥴

Oho I like this one

And fuck wearing a bra, leaving that jacket open so it’s barely covering your tits? Delicious.

He sees you and it’s the epitome of ‘damn mommy you look sexy as shit’

The jacket definitely stays on while you’re fucking

He’s just pounding into you with his hands wound into his own hero costume, and you’re just taking it because there is no stopping this guy once he gets going

Definitely has the best orgasm in his life

Definitely doesn’t clean the jacket until you absolutely force him to

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Can We Keep Him Pleeeease?

Platonic Sam Wilson x gn!reader

The youngest super soldier brings home an unusual pet.

Warnings: swearing, Sam is basically reader’s dad

WC: 1.4k

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“What the fuck is that?!” 

“A smoothie.” Y/N stood awkwardly in the middle of Sam’s living room, a squirming bundle wrapped tightly in their arms, with one hand clutching an obviously empty smoothie cup. 

I love this! This is the best thing I've ever read!!! ❤️🦈❤️

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people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

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its Bring Your Kid To Work Day in the dc universe and Batman walks into the watchtower meeting room with a dozen brightly dressed birds behind him

Universe where all the Robins are Robin at the same time and this is how Batman introduces them to the JL

No one on the League knew Robin was real until the Watchtower was full of children in traffic light costumes

Imagining Dick Grayson, mid 20s, in his original Robin costume is equally amusing as it is terrifying

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ethicalmemes

Let’s do this #EthicalMemes

This is his channel!

This is his most recent video! Please leave positive comments after watching the video and press the Like button.

I’ve seen his watercolor tutorials and they made me want to paint again. It’s wholesome content and he is a kind soul.

I love my third grandpa 🥺

the video is 14 minutes long so to summarise: he’s not looking for support in the form of compliments, he’s looking for feedback (specifically if his videos are engaging and helpful, bc he wants to work on evening out the high subscriber/low view count ratio). he would like to be getting around 10% of his subscribers’ viewership which is around 40k views per video as he is only getting around 20k

he is an ailing old man who just wants to figure out the best way to ensure that his videos (across four channels damn!!!) are helping people, it’s essentially his legacy. so if you’re trying to get into watercolor painting or like to have relaxing painting videos on while you’re working on things, check out his channel and give him some views!!!

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ask-novelty

Even you don’t paint, just play the guy’s videos. He’s so relaxing to listen to or to watch. YouTube’s algorithm freaking blows; let’s get this good good grandpa to trending.

Oh wow this is important and relevant to me

What do you think, gentle readers?

Can we help this grandfather?

Mr. Shibasaki is live right now for his 75th birthday celebration!

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monophobix

more batfam headcanons:

  • jason had auditory processing issues
  • duke has heterochromania
  • tim and bruce love starwars
  • damian hates marvel movies
  • alfred despises mild cheddar cheese
  • cass will eat an entire block of cheddar cheese if given the chance
  • steph is lactose intolerant
  • dick has tics
  • duke wears cargos 24/7
  • jason used to run really hot but since dying he’s always cold
  • after dick died he also started running really cold
  • damian lounges in the sun like a cat
  • tim’s love language is acts of service
  • steph loves climbing trees
  • cass sleeps in the weirdest positions, regularly including upside down
  • bruce is scared of rats
  • duke is scared of rats
  • damian wants a pet rat
  • jason can’t swim very well
  • dick’s eyes are incredibly pale blue, it kinda freaks people out
  • tim however has very deep blue eyes
  • dukes pupils are highly reactive
  • damian despises the smell of alcohol
  • jason steph and cass are all very against drugs
  • dick has tried 99% of drugs because of his teenage rebellion
  • he tried to hide this until someone (donna) happened to joke about it in conversation
  • bruce knows trapeze and used to do it with dick and now does it with damian as a bonding exercise
  • tim regularly train surfs
  • steph eats peanut butter outta the jar
  • duke has a peanut allergy
  • cass loves the smell of hand sanitizer
  • damian is regularly found snoozing with batcow
  • jason’s hair is insanely thick

more headcanons here (:

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