Every time I forget @armysofficialtwitteraccount exists, something like this happens.

I’M HERE Y’ALL

I keep saying I’ll come back but for one day and one day only and really more likely a couple hours I’ll be actually checking tumblr for once so yeah if you want anything to happen now is the time

(applies here too)

What are your headcanons about me?

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

I DARE YOU WRITE HEADCANONS ABOUT ME

Yooooo do it I’m bored

Dude this sounds hilarious tbh 👀

Bitchs love cannons

heck this sounds cool

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BY APRIL 21ST GETS A TINY PIXEL ART POTION BASED OFF OF THEIR BLOG

All of you. Everyone.

YES! PLEASE!! BEST OF LUCK TO YOU!!!

owo

I like to think that Navy went looking for Army first

Is this how it happened @armysofficialtwitteraccount ?

:)

I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

THIS INSOLENT PEARL WAS LIKELY REFERRING TO HOW YOU DECEIVED AND TAUNTED THE CRYSTAL GEMS FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT

I MUST ADMIT, AS SATISFYING THAT MUST HAVE BEEN, YOU WOULD HAVE SAVED A LOT OF TIME BY GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE SHIP

I never betrayed you!

See! @eyeballsofficialtwitteraccount @armysofficialtwitteraccount I never betrayed you! I’m coming to rescue everyone!

I APOLOGIZE FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU!

ALSO, REMIND ME TO NEVER GET ON YOUR BAD SIDE

Wow I haven’t done anything for a while

((Hint hint))

AAA

@navysofficaltwitteraccount @eyeballsofficialtwitteraccount @armysofficialtwitteraccount

S C R e M

OH H I

GOOD