Wouldn't it be entirely possible, even likely, that with all the silly weaknesses vampires and stuff were supposed to have, they'd also turn out to be weak to any number of things that have only been invented more recently? Like who's to say vampires aren't also repelled by the smell of play-doh or driven insane by MIDI music? We've invented so much shit in just the last century there'd be NO predicting this. For all we know they burn to ash if they look at Luigi.

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Pondering the snorb

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Aro's definitely got a pet tiger or jaguar or something. just for funsies and to show off

will truly never get over how messy carlisle was for making edward suck the venom out of bella in twilight. 'yes I am the only one here who has tasted human blood without sucking them dry, and son I know you specifically are overcome by her scent....but I'm a doctor. I'm the only one here who can set her leg😔' as if edward hasn't also been to medical school multiple times and has never assisted carlisle before sjdhsjsj edward ABSOLUTELY could have set her leg while his dad handled the venom. he was just panicking in the moment and carlisle was like CAN we wrap this up already. he fully did that expecting edward to just let her change sjdhdjsjkd

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In some vampire stories, killing the vampire who bit you will cure you of vampirism. If this were true in Twilight lore, and there were a chain reaction (killing your creator's creator would cure your creator AND you) and the Cullens discovered it, what would they do?

She wouldn’t need to Re-nesmee if she nesmeed properly the first time.

Happy Birthday Julia Jones  

If youre a black woman and you ever find yourself in a public conflict with a white woman I want you to try something, cry first. Cry first. Cry like you’ve never cried before. You be the damsel in distress first. I did this in accident once (I was genuinely in distress) and when I tell you this white bitch looked like she was going to self destruct. She was damn near shaking as people were being nice to me and ignoring her. She even tried to start crying herself to see if her old tricks would work but it was too late. I was the damsel in distress and she was the bitch. I’ll never forget that interaction as long as I live.

This is specifically a racialized conversation. This is not generic advice applicable to just any woman. Presenting this as good advice for any woman ignores that this is already a modality of white womanhood used to manipulate and terrorize black women. While I’m having a light hearted conversation amongst black women, this is a very serious topic. White women and their tears have quite literally on many occasions resulted in mass violent death in black communities. This is not a conversation that you can deracialize and I’m starting to get pissed off.